The return of Ban The User Above You!

[Dachimotsu]

Three years ago, when I hung out on the rmxp.org boards, one of my favorite Forum Games was "Ban the User Above You".
There is no actual objective. Everyone who posts must simply pretend they're an administrator and write a reason for the last poster to be banned, frivolous it may be. All posts must begin with "Banned for..."
For example, the person who posts after me could say any number of the following:

"Banned for starting this stupid game again."

"Banned for advertising in your sig."

"Banned for having a logo for an avatar."

Or whatever else. It can be relevant to the poster, or even completely random, like:

"Banned for being Osama bin Laden's great grandfather."

Get creative!

 

[Eriol Clowphengire]

I ban you for not having an Onion Knight!

 

[Dachimotsu]

Banned for being a gangsta penguin.

 

[Ellie]

Banned because I can.

 

[Dachimotsu]

Banned for changing your cute avatar....again?

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Banned for your avatar having more than three faces on it.

 

[Ellie]

Banned for badly upscaling.

 

[Cryranos]

banned for being ".~magic~."

 

[dadevvtsvre]

can i legitimately ban this kid please

 

[Cryranos]

banned for being serious in a forum game

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Banned for being a shit cube thing.

 

[Misery]

banned for trying to be funny

 

[Zergling2005]

Banned for not having anything easily noticeable to ban you for.

 

[LaDestitute]

Banned for being some ugly alien monster.

 

[Velocir_X]

Banned for attempting to revive sonic through your avatar

 

[Perihelion]

I'm tempted like you wouldn't believe to temp ban everyone in this thread.

>_>

 

[dadevvtsvre]

banned for having nasty thoughts

 

[Ellie]

banned for banning a girl

 

[Perihelion]

banned for being a girl

 

[bacon]

b...b...banned f...for b...being..............dumb :c