The NEC is begun today

[Ellie]

I took the bus to school this morning, and sat next to a Year 7 kid, who told me this shocking piece of news:

This morning, at 8:30 AM, CERN launched a scientific experiment, at the NEC.

They are trying to recreate the dinosaurs.

Basically, they have dug a hole, 26km deep, in Jenova, Sweden. There, they will have scientists running around in a huge circle to try to create the God Protacol.

This will then colide with a dinosaur, which will create a massive amount of pollution.

If the pollution goes down, we're fine.

If the pollution goes up, it will create a black hole, in the centre of the galaxy, which we will be sucked into, and the Earth will explode.

:cheers:

 

[Despain]

what

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

why are you sitting next to seven year olds?
what's wrong with you?

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

your freaking me out man, first your talking about being a woman and now your going and sitting next to seven year olds talking about physics - seriously, man... what the fuck?

 

[Despain]

well he's british so i think by "year 7" he meants 7th grade. which is like 11 years old

 

[Dargor]

judging by the smiley you used, all i can say is: woahaha! that's fucking hilarious dude!
And you know what? The earth will explode in 2012 anyway! ...

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

i know what it means, but it's funnier to think of wyatt in drag next to a 7 year old kid talking about dinosaurs and physics damn it
because we all know it's closer to the truth then we'd like to admit

 

[Dargor]

haha, that's what sexual predators like to do, drag next to a 7 year old kid talking about dinosaurs.
what's wrong with you wyatt!?!? O_O lol

 

[Zethus]

So where's this Jenova in sweden? i live in sweden lol...

and bored right now

 

[Ellie]

...

 

[Dargor]

no but seriously, do you have any reliable sources? I'd like to read more about it, if it's true.

 

[Despain]

no but seriously, do you have any reliable sources? I'd like to read more about it, if it's true.

This.

I just realized this is in General and not NFG. If it's for real we should have something so we can get talking about it for real.

Like RECREATING DINOSAURS? Are they doing the Jurassic Park thing?

 

[Ellie]

Eh?

The LHC was switched on today, which is what the kid was trying to tell me...

 

[Despain]

what. everyone already knows that what the fuck where you talking about dinosaurs for

 

[Ellie]

? This is just what the kid told me, fuckwad.

 

[Despain]

shitty topic.

 

[Doctor]

judging by the smiley you used, all i can say is: woahaha! that's fucking hilarious dude!
And you know what? The earth will explode in 2012 anyway! ...

The Earth won't explode in 2012, get your facts straight man. In 2012, the magnetic poles will shift and weaken the magnetic field of earth, making it more vulnerable to cosmic and solar radiations, increasing the rate of abnormal mutations and rapid evolution. What I'm saying is, Heroes won't just be a kick ass tv show anymore.

 

[Despain]

What I'm saying is, Heroes won't just be a kick ass tv show anymore.

It hasn't been a kickass show since the first season ended.