The Genie's Bottle

[Glitchfinder]

The point of this game is to corrupt the wish of the poster above you, and then make your own wish. For example:

I wish for world peace.

The world is destroyed by Hybrida.

I wish for a pickle.

anyway, to get things started, he's my first wish:

I wish I had a better cell phone.

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Your wish is granted - however, because you travelled in the future five days, you not only missed an opportunity to find a winning lottery ticket and become a millionaire, but all of your friends died in a car crash you could have easily prevented, had you been there. But at least it's Friday, right? :D

I wish I lived in New Zealand.

 

[Truly else]

Granted. You are in Auckland.

I wish i had a soul.

 

[friend]

You had a soul, but the soul is doomed.

I wish I am a mod

 

[Toams]

granted, but it was only for five minutes you missed it

i wish i had a cheeta suit

 

[Venetia]

granted. you are instantly fucked against your will by a large, overweight furry wearing a Balto suit, who yiffs loudly in your ear and smells of humid taco farts.

i wish that sometimes people would take a dump on my chest :<

 

[High Hopes]

Granted. Someone rips off your chest and shits on it.

I wish 2012 would get here faster because I'm tired of waiting for it.

 

[Cryranos]

You are sent forward two years in time and it turns out the world doesn't end, and now you are stuck in a time warp where you are detached from time forever.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

[Truly else]

Granted. You are now dating Gary Busey.

I wish I had the power to ask for wishes that were uncorruptable.

 

[Toams]

granted, you can now ASK for wishes that are uncorruptable

i wish i had a great, big bushy beard