That's right: Blame the cat.

[Incognitus]

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_ ... graphy_cat

Follow through with examples of completely useless and ridiculous excuses you've used in the past. You know, bulk out the topic.

 

[So fist]

I'm apalled! How could the police leave a cat like that on the streets!

 

[Ceroscuro]

:/ It's sad to see such racism

Of course the human did it, not the cat... I'm sick of these cats gettin away with everything and us people havin to take all the blame. We need to stick together and take over these cats once and for all. WE SHALL OVERCOME!!

Err-- :huh:

 

[Venetia]

lol @ that being in florida

the freaks, they're all in florida o.O

 

[Twirly]

Omg it was mawk, it makes sense now :mawk:
But um yeah, this is the craziest excuse I've ever heard.

 

[mawk]

it is true that I download child porn onto other people's computers and then call the fbi on them but I am shocked and appalled at this ugly rumour that I am a cat

 

[Ellie]

Wearing shades may work for the men in black or superman, but for mawks we're smarter than that

 

[clipnotdone]

I remember trying to explain to one of my old teachers that my mother drew all over my homework and threw it away.


Only it was true.
And she did it more than once.

 

[NexS]

Only it was true.
And she did it more than once.

LMAO, was your mum a teacher? teachers know all the excuses that won't get accepted.






Haha your mum drew over your homework! I find that so hard to believe, it's hilarious!