Teeth - The Movie

[shiroun]

I'm just curious what people thought of it. I won't link you to the trailer, because that was scary enough. But I'm just going to give a basic uh.. description, anyone who has seen it give feedback and stuff.

Spoiler: Description

Ok, so theres a woman whose life is basically messed up by constantly trying to fit in. There are men in her life that like to 'have fun' with her. However one of them takes it to far and attempts to make love to her. Something that is... inside of her... basically eats his penis. She then goes to the doctor to find out what's wrong with her, and when he examines her, his finger which he is using to examine her is eaten by the teeth, which he can't see because his finger gets 'stuck' inside her. When it is torn off, there is blood everywhere, the usual. The thing that makes it creepy is how you can't see it. I won't spoil the ending, someone else can if they want

discuss.

 

[rexxzecutioner]

I hearts me some vaginal dentata. Anyway, I saw this a few months ago, it's alright I guess.

 

[shiroun]

I hearts me some vaginal dentata. Anyway, I saw this a few months ago, it's alright I guess.

Well, what scenes did you find to be the creepiest or funny?

I found the scene where *he* loses his genitals to be fucking scary. Even though it was worth it, watching her stand up and seeing it fall from under her was just plain out creepy.

In a way, the doctor scene was funny, but kinda creepy too.

Now that I think about it, do you ever really see the dentatas?

 

[Anglachel]

Is this a comedy or...?

 

[shiroun]

Is this a comedy or...?

Its a black comedy movie basically. it has a good amount of satire, but at a few points in the movie (3?) it gets creepy as hell.

 

[Tindy]

Biological booby trap. :D

 

[Venetia]

Dude told me about this movie at work.

I say: lol

Sounds like the kind of movie dudes would flinch at and women would cheer for.

Because, very occasionally, what woman doesn't wish she could rip a dude's pecker from its cozy nest? Some fuckers seem like they deserve it :D

 

[Cruelty]

Because, very occasionally, what woman doesn't wish she could rip a dude's pecker from its cozy nest? Some fuckers seem like they deserve it :D

like who?

this is why women shouldnt be allowed on the fucking internet.

 

[shiroun]

Because, very occasionally, what woman doesn't wish she could rip a dude's pecker from its cozy nest? Some fuckers seem like they deserve it :D

like who?

this is why women shouldnt be allowed on the fucking internet.

Quoted for the truth.

 

[moog]

I read the first couple of sentences and stopped.

This sounds terrible.

 

[mega_man_aXe]

Dude told me about this movie at work.

I say: lol

Sounds like the kind of movie dudes would flinch at and women would cheer for.

Because, very occasionally, what woman doesn't wish she could rip a dude's pecker from its cozy nest? Some fuckers seem like they deserve it :D

And occasionally, what guy doesn't wish he could pepper spray a chick's vulva?  :smile:


This movie sounds like poo....seriously...THE TEETH!!!  ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[Fayte]

I read the first couple of sentences and stopped.

This sounds terrible.

I agree 100% with you there moogle.

 

[Venetia]

Because, very occasionally, what woman doesn't wish she could rip a dude's pecker from its cozy nest? Some fuckers seem like they deserve it :D

like who?

this is why women shouldnt be allowed on the fucking internet.

you sound like one of the dudes i was referring to. thx

 

[Ellie]

Dude told me about this movie at work.

I say: lol

Sounds like the kind of movie dudes would flinch at and women would cheer for.

Because, very occasionally, what woman doesn't wish she could rip a dude's pecker from its cozy nest? Some fuckers seem like they deserve it :D

That's what your mouth's for. It's more fun because then he thinks you aren't getting anything from it.

 

[Despain]

I read the first couple of sentences and stopped.

This sounds terrible.

of course it sounds terrible, shiroun made this thread and he's an idiot on top of being like 9 years old.

this movie was good. it's wasn't like WOW THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT but it was thoroughly entertaining and well worth watching. Some parts were funny as hell, other parts were a bit creepy and throughout the whole thing i found it easy to empathize with the main character, even though she was pretty much unlike me in every way. i'd say it was pretty well-written and the way they handled the subject without really showing anything was done in a classy way, at least as classy as you can get from a movie like this.

i recommend it for anyone into black comedy.

and venetia i think you would definitely like this movie.

 

[Erichermit]

I had a friend who watched this.

Basically, he summed it up as "the perfect way to not want to have sex for a week."

 

[Venetia]

and venetia i think you would definitely like this movie.

actually I think I would, too, but it's hard as balls to keep my attention span focused long enough to ever:
a.) search for an obscure movie
b.) "obtain" it "legally"
c.) watch it

sometimes I think I have ADHD, ... then I go and do something else and forget about it :crazy:

 

[Olivia]

I saw the commercial of it about 3 days ago. As soon as it's fully out I'm watching it...though I am likely still under the age of watching it.
Government sweethearts think it's bad for 16 and 17 year old's to see a man's penis get bitten off when technicality we legally can do it ourselves.

Nevertheless, it sounds interesting, I'm going to check my favourite site; Miserytube (Formerly known as Youtube before anti-peace dopeheads moved in). To see if there's any clips of it.


Trailer:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE

 

[Despain]

and venetia i think you would definitely like this movie.

actually I think I would, too, but it's hard as balls to keep my attention span focused long enough to ever:
a.) search for an obscure movie
b.) "obtain" it "legally"
c.) watch it

i have it it's also on the zoo (join gw)

 

[Venetia]

Hey, I'm a .org exclusive


(big prize right :O)