AS GENERAL MODERATOR
A plucky plunderer with a penchant for pork product and perillous product placement
AS MODERATOR
The ineffable (and f-able!) girl next door with jaundice and nothing to lose
AS MODERATOR
A man without a home or a car stereo, looking for his big ticket to Broadway
AS MODERATOR
Having lost his lofty career GENERAL MODERATING to Moe Bacon, he's ready for the Fight of His Life and Will Stop At Nothing
AS HIMSELF
(Applause)