Dead Content SPG: The Legend of StickTown [COMPLETE]

[Chalupa]

OKAY, before you read anything, read this.  I made the graphics, as crappily as I could, because it would add comedy to the game.  This is a COMEDY GAME, and is supposed to be CRAPPY, and NOOB-LIKE.  I am capable of making a MUCH BETTER GAME (not graphics, though lol), so do not think that this is the best of my abilities!

Well, I got kind of side-lined from my current RM project, so I quickly threw this togther.  It has about 5 minutes of gameplay, but it can be so challenging, that it's impossible!  It all depends on what choices you make!  I made a friend play it, and it took her over an hour to complete, because she kept getting GAME OVER.  Okay, anyway, time to get into the details.

Spoiler: Storyline

Our main hero HeroStick, the defender of StickTown, is on a quest to defeat the evil kingpin.  This is a sort of I got bored RPG, so it has no definate storyline.  Just some cheezy gameplay!

Spoiler: Features

98.9% of the graphics are customly made by ME!
The Battles are completly text-based!  No stats, or levels are needed to win!  Just a really, really fucked up logic of things!  Includes 3 whole mingames!

Spoiler: Screenies

None!  The print screen button on my keyboard is stuck, and I don't get a new keyboard untill tomorrow! The graphics suck badly, but there supposed to.  It adds comedy to the game.

Spoiler: Download Link!

http://www.box.net/shared/5anzog48cc

I hope you enjoy playing SPG as much as I enjoyed making it.

 

[moog]

Why the fuck did you post this if there are NO SCREENS. "My button is stuck" is a lame excuse. Lame graphics wont add any hilarity to the game, im afaid.

Next time wait before you post. I assume you were trying to build hype but I honestly see nothing good here.

 

[Chalupa]

Why the fuck did you post this if there are NO SCREENS. "My button is stuck" is a lame excuse. Lame graphics wont add any hilarity to the game, im afaid.

Next time wait before you post. I assume you were trying to build hype but I honestly see nothing good here.

My button seriously is stuck...  Just play it, and see for yourself.



EDIT:

My mom just got home from a candy run;  She apparently went to Wal-Mart and bought me a new Keyboard.  The screens will be on in a few minutes.

 

[Macro]

I'm sorry but this game just sucks!

I mean I know you said this was just a game you made while you were bored but you could have at least aligned the sprites right and not make the dude die 75% of the time.

 

[Despain]

sticky keyboard or not, you need screenshots. PM a mod to get this open when you have some.