Some funny stuff..

[Korlen]

Here is a list about fun things to do in an elevator,feel free to add on to the list. Or state which one is the funniest.

Spoiler

What to do on an elevator:

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger.

Here is The difference between Prison and Work.Feel free to add anything else.

Spoiler

In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In Prison: All expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

 

[psiclone]

I think #40 is the best.

 

[Korlen]

I think #40 is the best.

lol i'd almost agree cept i would say STAY AWAY!! MY SPACE!! and try to look demonic..and insane the best i could..

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[psiclone]

the itsy bitsy spider, perhaps? went up the water spout, maybe? down came the rain and washed the spider out, ring a bell? out came the sun and dried up all the rain, possibly? then the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again, you think?

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Korlen]

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

i love those

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

i've done something similar to that. the difference was i that i was singing some spider song incy wincy spider or something like that.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

and i've done this one. it really freaks people out.

LOL i cant belive you really did #27 and it's the itsy bitsy spider lol.

TIP for your next trip on an elevator, wait for a passenger to get on and greet him by saying " Hello, welcome to elevator Express, your gonna die." and faint right after or at least make it look like that if you can( NOTE: you may/ may-not get in-trouble with this one, depends how serious the next guy takes it)(PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK)

 

[Ellie]

Afaik its a regional variation.

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

Is one interpretation but I learned it as

Incy Wincy spider climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain, and watched the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
So Incy Wincy spider climbed up the spout again



It's probably another America vs Britain thing

 

[Loraine]

Haha I can't say I do much more in elevators than squeam in the corner with my hands over my eyes worrying that we are all going to die ^^. These are still funny though!

 

[Daxis]

difference between work and prison:

in prison, you're raped physically

 

[moog]

uh why is this in GD

 

[Korlen]

difference between work and prison:

in prison, you're raped physically

In prison your raped physically
At work ?

 

[Daxis]

mentally, spiritually, although depending on the occupation, physically is possible as well.

 

[Venetia]

hi @ people not getting jokes

 

[moxie]

what lol

ANYWAYS,

I'd be lying if I said I was comfortable enough with elevators to do any of these (stairs yo) but I have to admit I'm fond of odd little social experiment-type things like this. Candid Camera without the camera, or something like that.

 

[Jason]

Can't say I go in too many elevators since there aren't any tall buildings besides me.

However, me and one of my mates got on the bus once, and pretended to be a news reporter and camera man... with imaginary equipment ofcourse. We freaked some people out and a woman reported us to the bus driver when we recieved breaking news that she survived a gang rape with nothing but a drinking straw.

Yeah, we got kicked off like 7 stops after we got on, which is a good 4-ish miles away... and we were late for college because we had to wait for the next bus, stupid people can't have a joke these days!

In college once I got bored so I decided to follow some dude around for no reason, standing behind him when he went into the toilets etc. and eventually he turned round, called me a creepy fucker and asked what I was doing, so I told him I was his shadow, and that I follow him everywhere he goes and do everything he does, so for no apparent reason, he punch himself... I assume he was expecting me to do the same, fuck that.

To be fair, most of my days are like that, I do a lot of random stuff for no apparent reason, like in one lesson I took all of the paper from the printer, and drew gigantic cocks all over them... oh boy a lot of people were pissed.

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Twirly]

ahahaha jbrist I love your stories

 

[Korlen]

Can't say I go in too many elevators since there aren't any tall buildings besides me.

However, me and one of my mates got on the bus once, and pretended to be a news reporter and camera man... with imaginary equipment ofcourse. We freaked some people out and a woman reported us to the bus driver when we recieved breaking news that she survived a gang rape with nothing but a drinking straw.

Yeah, we got kicked off like 7 stops after we got on, which is a good 4-ish miles away... and we were late for college because we had to wait for the next bus, stupid people can't have a joke these days!

In college once I got bored so I decided to follow some dude around for no reason, standing behind him when he went into the toilets etc. and eventually he turned round, called me a creepy fucker and asked what I was doing, so I told him I was his shadow, and that I follow him everywhere he goes and do everything he does, so for no apparent reason, he punch himself... I assume he was expecting me to do the same, fuck that.

To be fair, most of my days are like that, I do a lot of random stuff for no apparent reason, like in one lesson I took all of the paper from the printer, and drew gigantic cocks all over them... oh boy a lot of people were pissed.

Wow for real, LOL the last part had me rolling , i would of wrote "Haha can't use this sheet anymore" on all of them, that would of really made people pissed.

 

[Jason]

:shades: