Lol, Beat.
Drerius, this is one of those things that someone can't just teach you through the forum. I've been working with RM for over two years now and I STILL haven't learned enough about scripting to do anything of use. The most I can do is change the title menu and the pause screen. If you really want to learn scripting, just get in there and start reading the default scripts to see how they fit together. If you have a question about a certain script, you'll have to ask in the RGSS forum (That's the scripting forum) or, just follow the instructions. Just know that any new scripts USUALLY go right above main, and below everything else. Unless the script changes an existing script as well, then you'll have to go deeper to figure out which one and what about it you need to change.
Scripts are like the bones of RMVX/XP and events are the skin and other external features. lol. So if you want to change the way the game works, you'll have to tweak the bones around, or make new ones so you can change the figure all together. Or you can just manipulate the skin enough to make the person/game look completely new. ie. plastic surgery. But sometimes, instead of doing complicated external procedures, it's easier to just move one of the bones around, or just throw a small one in to make the work simpler. Maybe that little analogy helps.