RMXP: the Opera

[Ellie]

This was going to be my contest entry, but unfortunately I was on vacation for the majority of the contest...

Anyway, I had the script written down in a notebook, so I figured I'd post it.

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Is this a real life?
Is this just fantasy...
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality...

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low

Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter, to me
To me...

Set: Vennie's bedroom whynot, see two figures: Sixtyandaquarter and Venetia ("Sixty" and "Vennie"). There is also the dead figure of some fag, probably Wyatt.

Sixty: Vennie... just killed a man?
Vennie: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger down...
Sixty: He's dead? Vennie, life had just begun...
Vennie: And now I've gone and thrown it all away!

Vennie turns away from Sixty.

Sixty: Vennie, oooh, didn't mean to make you cry...
Vennie: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow... carry on, carry on... 'cause nothing really matters...

Police officer storms into the room

Cop: (Atemu) Too late.
Vennie: My time has come... sends shivers down my spine...

Vennie pulls out a chainsaw, from er... I dunno, some random pocket I guess, and starts hacking the cop into pieces

Cop: Body... aching... all the time...

Cop dies

Vennie: Goodbye everybody... I have to go... Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth...

Points chainsaw towards Sixty and turns it on

Sixty: Vennie! Ooooh! I don't wanna die!

Hacks Sixty into pieces

Vennie: Huh, sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all!

Music: Guitar solo

Cut to: street, several bums lying with alcohol playing poker whynot

Vennie: ... I see a little silhouetto of a man...

Wyatt: Scadamoosh!
Vennie: Scadamoosh?

Both scadamoosh, as cop SHADOW runs past

Wyatt: ... Can we do the fandango?

Vennie kills Wyatt with er... thunderbolts and lightning

Wyatt: Urgh! Thunderbolts! and lightning! Very very frightning me! Dies, finally

Vennie: Galileo!

Lumi: Galileo?

Vennie: Galileo!

Lumi: Galileo? Galileo figaro? Magnifico... I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Moog: He is just a poor boy.

Vennie: From a poor family? Spare me the sight of this monstrocity.

Vennie kills Lumi... but in a nice way I suppose

Vennie: Easy come, easy go.

Moog: Will you let me go? Venetia...

Vennie: No, I will not let you go.

Kills Moog

Despain: Venetia no-

Vennie: I will not let you go!

Kills Despain

Guardian: Vennie let me go, Vennie let me go, Vennie let me go...

Vennie: No slashes no slashes no slashes no slashes no slashes no slashes no he dead

Alexis: Mama mia! (Italian for some reason) Mama mia! Mama mia let me go!

Vennie kills Alexis

Vennie: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me...

Music: Guitar solo

Sixty appears, headbanging whynot... he's apparently not dead

Sixty: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye... so you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Vennie: Oh baby... can't do this to me baby... just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here...

Vennie kills Sixty one more time, this time making sure his head is dismembered

Vennie: (To head of Sixty) Nothing really matters... anyone can see... Nothing really matters... to me...

Sixty's Head: 6 hours non-stop XXX action!

-> Fin



Sorry if you weren't included, it was late, I was drunk... and there's only five minutes



Edit: Just in case it's not obvious, this is based on "Go West" by the Pet Shop Boys.

 

[Luminier]

bravah~

 

[NunoAle]

This is the most epic work since God created the world.

 

[Ellie]

really?

wow I should drink and write at the same time more often

 

[Venetia]

hahahahahahaha

:O i would never kill pepople!

also some lyrics are wrong

but still ... encore :3


holyshit i had a contest idea
but it will have to wait since it's only bene like 3 days since the last one


edit: also i am impressed there are no bloodorgies

 

[Luminier]

edit: also i am impressed there are no bloodorgies

thats what happens after the show with all the leftover blood

 

[Venetia]

wyatt knows how to make a lady feel special

 

[shadow]

how come i'm not in it

 

[Ellie]

I could have sworn you were in it, sorry Shadow

 

[NunoAle]

The lyrics couldn't be equal, I thnik they aren't supposed to be, right :P?

 

[Ellie]

Indeed, I had to change them a bit otherwise they wouldn't fit the context :'(

And I'm pretty sure the Cheeky Girls are pretty strong on their IP protection.

 

[NunoAle]

This would be so cool done with diferent voices... and the actual people, if they could sing!

 

[Ellie]

I've got disturbing visions of "RMXP-aid"

 

[NunoAle]

I actually don't know what that is xD!

 

[Venetia]

i would be up for singing it but to let you know now, i have the singing voice of a half deaf badger

 

[Untra]

I'd ask to be in there, but I'm not one for blood orgies... and I'm gay.

 

[NunoAle]

Then a musician could do the whole song vocaless, an event could make the whole scene last long enough for all that, and then the people would sing xD

 

[Stardust]

I'm surprised you included me.  Thanks...I think.  It's not bad, although that doesn't seem like Venetia at all.  She'd probably kill everyone with an army of jigglys.  Or toadies if you wanted to take care of that requirement.

 

[Sonata]

wow I should drink and write at the same time more often

heh sometimes I do pixel art when I'm high. I think there's something about impairing your brain that ups your creativity. :x

 

[Grathea]

This would be so cool done with diferent voices... and the actual people, if they could sing!

Such a great idea.

Then again I haven't slept in like thirty hours and we almost got detained by Homeland Security a short while ago so I may be having a bit of an adrenalin rush combined with tiredness.