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<span style="float:left; margin-right:20px; margin-bottom: 20px;"><img src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7946/poster05wc1.jpg" />It is no dream, comrades. It is the glorious truth prayed for by the toiling masses who slave away their youth for a mess of pottage from their capitalist masters. Well no more. We are pleased to announce to the general proletariat that with the departure of Despain from the RMXP.org staff that our community is now ready to make a great leap forward in the gaming world. No longer need you fear the wrath of a certain capitalist pig whose intolerance for the wants of the people has lead him to rob our comrades of the very things the proletariat desires! We are pleased to announce that the first squat before our Great Leap shall be a celebration as the proletariat regains certain rights once sorely denied. We are returning the very lifeblood of this forum to the masses: Forum Games, The RP Forums, and Recruitment and Classifieds.
Yet these small steps are but the beginning, comrades. Now that the roadblock of capitalist intolerance and vitriol is no longer among us we are free to press on with a more progressive agenda for a stronger united community. One free the of the righteous judgments of a tyrannical society obsessed with the values of the capitalist. RMXP.org will be a safe haven for posters of all persuasions who seek shelter from the intolerance of the capitalist and his brown shirted minions. We intend to in the next few weeks to implement new boards to provide a safe haven for furries and necroposters to explore their emerging posting persuasions in a safe environment monitored by responsible adults that are also furries and or necroposters.
In addition we are going to implement changes in order to push this board to a more productive and harmonious future. To begin in a week we are going to remove all avatars. Avatars are the accoutrement of the capitalist who wants to divide you against eachother and make you jealous of your comrades Naruto gif. Well no more. No longer will we be persuaded by the slick avatar of a user, or make the mistake of calling someone with a feminine avatar a girl and then cybering with them and continuing to do so even after you learn the disgusting truth. No more will we bear the brand of the capitalist that thinks us his property.
Yet the heart of our changes will lie in the new forum skin built around the new progressive direction we have decided to take for the welfare of the proletariat. The goals of our five week plan are simple. We hope to create a new harmonious community that allows users to integrate seamlessly into the fold of the proletariat to colloborate on projects for the good of all. The skin of the forum will be designed in such a way to ensure and safeguard this harmony.
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As you can see the new look has adopted the colors of the revolution to remind the proletariat that the movement is ever present and ever growing. You will notice in the upper left that we have changed the communities slogan to Envision, Commune, Obey! We have learned through rigorous social study that the more an individual is exposed to command words such as obey and commune, or conform the more likely they are to follow rules and regulations of their group and to desire to be one with the human pack. Another point of interest is the removal of the search bar. The new forum has streamlined the search process to ensure that results are delivered in as fast, but more importantly as fairly and equally as possible. No longer will you need to wrack your mind spending fruitless hours thinking up productive keywords. Simply click search and results are delivered without any unnecessary strokes on your keyboard. The search buttons delivers random forum content to ensure that all threads have an equal chance at exposure. Equality is the watchword that the revolution lives by. Only when there is equality will there be harmony. This policy is better illustrated by the reforms we plan to institute on the post composing screen.
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As you can see here we have streamlined the posting process by removing all those useless text fields. From now on the post title and post text will be handled by pull down menus. This reform will ensure productivity and safeguard equality by blunting those with bourgeois intellects and wits and aiding those with less then rudimentary command of language. We believe everyone on the .org has a right to be equally heard regardless of intellect and skill. This new system also safeguards our harmony by disabling the capability for would be saboteurs to disrupt our harmony by flaming our community or publishing fake grievances to disrupt our productive harmony. I would also like to direct your attention to another new central Slogan of the revolution: Create. Commune. Conform. Our recent research has shown that these words encourage exactly the type of behavior we desire of the proletariat so they shall be appended to all your posts and signatures. In honor of this new slogan we are in the process of coming to an agreement with our Bavarian comrades to sell us CCCP.org so that it may be routed to our domain. We hope to have the new skin finished by the end of next week. With the changeover of the forum skin we will be doing away with usernames as they currently are. From now on your username will be assigned via DHCP. From now on your username will be your IP address. This is part of our equality first focus neccessary to ensure harmony. Appended below this announcement is the new topic type codes you will need to learn for the skin changeover.
Comrades, ahead of us is a bright future for a better tomorrow. We are vanguard of the great revolution for a progressive gaming future.
ONE COMMUNITY!
ONE PURPOSE!
ONE GOAL!
MAKE GAMES!
Create. Commune. Conform.
Create. Commune. Conform.
Create. Commune. Conform.
Appendix:
Type 1: Announcement From Glorious Administrator
Type 2: Question
Type 3: FAQ
Type 4: Resource
Type 5: All Praise Glorious Administrator
Type 6: Resource
Type 7: Introduction
Type 8: All Praise to the Community
Type 9: Forum Game
Type 10: Project
Type 11: Workshop
Type 12: Entertainment
Type 13: Request
Type 14: Team
Type 15: All Praise The Great Terror
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