"Radar" by Britner Spears.

[JakeyZombie]

More new Britney, it seems there's no end to the leaks.
Take a listen, it's...okay. I'm not a big fan of pop in general.
Honestly though, it's catchy, and I'd classify it as a guilty pleasure.

On My Radar

EDIT: I was clearly drunk when I typed the title. It's obviously Britney...ahaha.

 

[Rye]

It sounds like all the other crap she is coming out with. I'd like to hear her without all the machines added to her voice.

 

[JakeyZombie]

MTV music awards. Youtube it, NOW NOW NOW.

Best performance of her life, and she definitely didn't look like a man.

 

[Rye]

But she didn't sing it, she horribly lip-synced it. :\ That's not going to show me what she sounds like without all the machines added.

 

[JakeyZombie]

T-that was lip syncing? Oh my...I think we've found our life's mission Rye. I'm sure she sounds awful, I'm surprised at the songs that come out of her, to be honest, she's a wreck in EVERY aspect, and I know everything has affected her singing capabilities.

 

[Rye]

Haha, should we add sarcasm tags again?
But yeah, I'm sure they can replace her anytime they want with some random blonde off the street and it would sound exactly the same. They probably just keep her since everyone cars about the wreck of a life she's leading.

 

[JakeyZombie]

HAHAHAHA. When you said 'some random blonde of the street' I immediately thought of a blond tranny pretending to be her. Hm, I think we've got a really good reality show idea. We replace really useless stars with transexual versions of them. Good idea?

I even care about the life she's leading, it's pretty hilarious. Apparently her family is planning an INTERVENTION. HAHAHA.

 

[Mascarpone]

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!? YOU PEOPLE ARE LUCKY SHE EVEN PREFORMS FOR YOU! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! *emotional breakdown*

 

[Rye]

That guy should replace Britney!

 

[JakeyZombie]

I concur.

 

[badmonur]

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!
IF YOU WANT TO MESS WITH BRITTANY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!
AND THAT IS HARD BECAUSE I AM TANGIBLE!

i think brittany is gettin a bad rap cus she was, kinda fat...bla bla. Point is she sucks now and to tell the truth nobody wants to hear her. So sad. I blame kevin federline or whatever his name is..

 

[Rare]

I love how people say shes 'fat'.

I'm sure lots of girls would kill for that kind of body.

 

[JakeyZombie]

I love how people say shes 'fat'.

I'm sure lots of girls would kill for that kind of body.

SO I NEED TO GO STICK A TOOTHBRUSH DOWN MY THROAT NOW.

Goddamn you guys, haha.

 

[badmonur]

Sad truth is, thats what you gotta do to be popular or whatever these days.
I wont exersice like a normal person, Just take this pill that will give you horrible diarrhea for three days and you will be skinny.
Stick this sharp object down your delicate throat.
Listen to some muscular guy thats been skinny all his life and watch him lie about how he was a fat bastard. Watch people on tv tell you you are fat and do retarded exercises that look alot like....bad dancing and spend thousands of dollars trying to get skinny when you looked alright to begin with. SWEET!

 

[Rye]

Why do women have to be sickly thin to be popular? There are a lot of male singers/actors who could stand to lose a few pounds, but no one complains of them. The public stresses too much on making people use those stupid diet pills. I'd rather do exercises instead of taking one of those. Sure, it might take me forever to get off the pounds, but at least I wouldn't be sitting on the toilet a whole day feeling absolutely sick.

And really, Britney isn't THAT fat. :\ I don't think that's why she's unpopular (ok, she is still popular, but for all the WRONG reasons I guess). She just can't sing and people are tired of hearing of her drama (and are strangely drawn to it, it's like a train wreck!)

[Edit]

Sorry, Jakey, did I steal sort of what you wanted to say?

 

[JakeyZombie]

Then there are actual fat people who could stand to lose weight. I was actually fat and I worked hard to bring myself down to an appropriate weight, I don't think I looked fine to begin with and I'm sure there are people who think the same way, who are insanely desperate and think that spending that money is a necessary evil to make themselves feel adequate in comparison to other human beings.

EDIT: Trimspa, baby.

 

[badmonur]

I was like 250 in high school, but I was an art geek. All i did for my senior year was watch tv in the art room. Now i look like a greek god but thats not the point. :'). Well she looks pretty good for having those kids. Most ladies give up after that.

 

[shannon]

There was nothing wrong with her body at the MTV awards....Well the only problem I can think of she was wearing clothes covering up all the best parts.

 

[Buster]

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!? YOU PEOPLE ARE LUCKY SHE EVEN PREFORMS FOR YOU! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! *emotional breakdown*

*snap* Beat me to it.

 

[Cruelty]

her new song is fuckin good. =D