Dissonance
Member
Hello, members of rmxp.org. The Department of Social Guidance of the United States of America has approached the rmxp.org admins with a very serious concern - that the staff are promoting obscenity and influencing the predominately younger userbase on the rpgmaker community in a negative fashion. To readily assure the parents of all of our users that this is not the case, the Department of Social Guidance has provided an 'edutainment' film for all of you to watch, absorb, and enjoy. From the makers of the incredibly famous Duck and Cover, Boys Beware, and Reefer Madness, comes 'Protect Your Children!!!!'.
You may be seated.
Good evening, fellow American citizens. My name is George Putnam, and I am here to discuss with you the hidden dangers of Rpg Making. Ladies and gentlemen, the underground phenomena known as 'game creation' has swept through our youth for years, but only with the advent of Imperial Japan's RPG Maker series has it truly become a wildfire, threatening to engulf traditional American Values. Video Game Creation is a two billion dollar business, you see, and it has infected every corner of the American Youth of Today. If left unchecked, RPG Making may very well bring about the end of trust in God and His laws, opening the way for communist agents.
Now, why the sudden concern about video games, you may ask? They have been around for years, after all. This is true. However, it is only recently that the promoters of this obscene material have gained new tools by which to propogate their twisted creations. Furthermore, they are also creating a 'beginner's guide', allowing even those new to the RPG Making 'scene' to use more advanced options by prepacking all of the necessary filth into one Standard Development Kit. These despicable creatures have even hijacked old methods, twisting and reshaping them for their cruel deeds. Writing - the same method used to create holy documents such as the Constitution and the Bible - has been commandeered by these disgusting wights in order to craft the plots of their dark creations. Finally, Mr. Boon, a prominent member of this illegal ring and a man wanted by the FBI, has been hosting a commune of depravity and filth, where like-minded people can share their dark art in an orgy of moral decay. Using these highly advanced technologies, they are able to mass-distribute their obscenity at speeds unknown to man before - placing their vile works at the fingertips of your children!
However, hope is not lost. Recently, a moderator of one of the many communities that is committed to the corruption of American society and the downfall of the American way of life, Alexander Morou, has left the staff. Mr. Morou's story - one of struggle, grim perseverance, and faith in the Lord - is a testimony of all of the evils within RPG Making, and proof that there is hope for those playing the Devil's Game. Mr. Morou, godspeed.
But there are still those in danger - young, innocent youths corrupted by America's enemies, still creating their fantasy RPG worlds. The above photograph is of a 16 year old youth just before his death. He once lead a fantastic life - held a team letter at his high school for football, and well on the way to a successful college. Instead, he died to RPG Maker overdose. Tachiba, a new addict, has only begun formulating his evil plans. Sagitar is deeper into the hole of addiction, however, and is much further along - using a revolutionary new tool called RMVX, no less! Sorry, Nippon, but even under a new name, sin is sin. With a small donation to the Department of Social Guidance of the United States of America, you can help these poor souls return to God and get help.
With a little perseverance, as well as educating our children about God, Truth, and American greatness, we can defeat Satan and his game-making tools. However, don't wait - talk to your child immediately once this film reel has been rewound. Every minute, every second you waste, your child may be lured into the clutches of RPG Makers. It can happen to any child. Yours, or yours, or yours...
...or YOURS.
This has been George Putnam. Good night, and God Bless.
You may be seated.
Good evening, fellow American citizens. My name is George Putnam, and I am here to discuss with you the hidden dangers of Rpg Making. Ladies and gentlemen, the underground phenomena known as 'game creation' has swept through our youth for years, but only with the advent of Imperial Japan's RPG Maker series has it truly become a wildfire, threatening to engulf traditional American Values. Video Game Creation is a two billion dollar business, you see, and it has infected every corner of the American Youth of Today. If left unchecked, RPG Making may very well bring about the end of trust in God and His laws, opening the way for communist agents.
Now, why the sudden concern about video games, you may ask? They have been around for years, after all. This is true. However, it is only recently that the promoters of this obscene material have gained new tools by which to propogate their twisted creations. Furthermore, they are also creating a 'beginner's guide', allowing even those new to the RPG Making 'scene' to use more advanced options by prepacking all of the necessary filth into one Standard Development Kit. These despicable creatures have even hijacked old methods, twisting and reshaping them for their cruel deeds. Writing - the same method used to create holy documents such as the Constitution and the Bible - has been commandeered by these disgusting wights in order to craft the plots of their dark creations. Finally, Mr. Boon, a prominent member of this illegal ring and a man wanted by the FBI, has been hosting a commune of depravity and filth, where like-minded people can share their dark art in an orgy of moral decay. Using these highly advanced technologies, they are able to mass-distribute their obscenity at speeds unknown to man before - placing their vile works at the fingertips of your children!
However, hope is not lost. Recently, a moderator of one of the many communities that is committed to the corruption of American society and the downfall of the American way of life, Alexander Morou, has left the staff. Mr. Morou's story - one of struggle, grim perseverance, and faith in the Lord - is a testimony of all of the evils within RPG Making, and proof that there is hope for those playing the Devil's Game. Mr. Morou, godspeed.
But there are still those in danger - young, innocent youths corrupted by America's enemies, still creating their fantasy RPG worlds. The above photograph is of a 16 year old youth just before his death. He once lead a fantastic life - held a team letter at his high school for football, and well on the way to a successful college. Instead, he died to RPG Maker overdose. Tachiba, a new addict, has only begun formulating his evil plans. Sagitar is deeper into the hole of addiction, however, and is much further along - using a revolutionary new tool called RMVX, no less! Sorry, Nippon, but even under a new name, sin is sin. With a small donation to the Department of Social Guidance of the United States of America, you can help these poor souls return to God and get help.
With a little perseverance, as well as educating our children about God, Truth, and American greatness, we can defeat Satan and his game-making tools. However, don't wait - talk to your child immediately once this film reel has been rewound. Every minute, every second you waste, your child may be lured into the clutches of RPG Makers. It can happen to any child. Yours, or yours, or yours...
...or YOURS.
This has been George Putnam. Good night, and God Bless.
