Penis theft on the rise

[holloway]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_ ... witchcraft



When it says fear hit the capital, was it just a big bunch of blokes running around clutching their crotches? Fear has even sent some crazy, trying to destroy their package before the witches arrive. This has even reached the animal kingdom,

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(This is technically a current event, but I think the importance of improving penis protection means it should be here. Hell, it should be an announcement!)

 

[Incognitus]

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If I could do that, I'd never leave the house.

 

[iceplosion]

...I thought this was a joke topic but...I'm a little bit scared right now.

Edit: Holloway did you get that monkey picture from Digg?

 

[Justice]

a recent government crackdown on its members

Pun intended?

 

[khmp]

Why don't we have telethons for this? Instead we are preoccupied with silly things like water/food shortages in Darfur.

 

[e]

Stealing my thunder again

 

[syphonmax]

lol I'm still laughing XD

Here are my favourite quotes

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs

I don't know why I found this one funny

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

no comment XD

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

lol this one made me chuckle

I don't know why everyone's panicking until I see it happen I don't believe it =D

 

[candle]

lol

There is actually a scene like this near the beginning of Wizard's First Rule

 

[Phoenix]

Is this a joke?!?!? 0_0

This is amazing.

 

[Stardust]

:lol:

This is so funny.  It's amazing how quickly rumors can spread, especially when it involves . . . you know.  The whole article sounds like it started as a giant excuse someone used to explain their size.  It's a little disturbing that people still kill others for suspected witchcraft, though. 

 

[serrated_colon]

Man this kind of stuff most people don't ever consider, and when it happens we are shattered. This applies to me now since I can't really comprehend WHY people would steal other people's junk!

 

[Stardust]

This article was featured on The Daily Show with John Stewart on Comedy Central.  I was surprised to see the same article on T.V. today, minus the monkey picture, of course.

 

[syphonmax]

I can't believe that people actually believe this stuff. The eyewitness still makes me laugh XD

 

[Mascarpone]

culture shock. :crazy:

 

[Dann Woolf]

Africans with small penises? I call bullshit.

That's just not possible, no matter how much voodoo magic is involved.

On another note, Freud would be all over this.

 

[benos]

Wow, why is there need to spam a monkey biting it's own penis? FAILGET.

 

[serrated_colon]

Wow, why is there need to spam a monkey biting it's own penis? FAILGET.

Wow, why is there need to say FAILGET and have an avatar which conforms to the THIS IS SPARTA meme?