Panda N' Pimp

[Calibre]

PANDA N' PIMP

Yeah so this game was made for the 2 week contest at gamingw, sadly I only had 5 days to produce this.  1 weeks notice and 2 days being too busy.

I don't even know what it is.  It's about a Pimp who needs a Panda to impregnate a vastly superior number of female Panda's, problem being female Panda's have gotten a little bit lesbian as of late and need some persauding from a charmful panda.  A panda who before has never interacted with a women panda.  Of course it was made in 5 days so doesn't play out like this at all.

It's kind of a free-roaming do very little game.  Though you do get to dance.

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[busbuzz]

Lol this is one of the funniest games ive seen ^^

 

[JD_Slasha]

I don't have time to play it right now (I'm on break at work) but I must say this certainly looks interesting. I absolutely love how there are freakin' pandas. Rock on good sir.

 

[Reives]

Finally here. c: Will try this out soon - The dance better do pandas justice. 

 

[CERU]

This is pretty creepy. Uhm, good work? Lol.

 

[Calibre]

@ J.D I can't take credit for the inclusion of freakin panda's sadly as it was a requirement for the contest.  Rules stated Panda must be included!

@ Reives - Note the tag for this thread.

@ Ceru - Damn right it's creepy.  I told you I knew what I was talking about when it came to the horror genre.

 

[Despain]

gotten a little bit lesbian

@_@;

Man this looks badass. I love the style of the graphics. I might actually download a game for once.

 

[busbuzz]

Lol!! sure those pandas were picky! i got 69% and i discovered im a terrible panda dancer

 

[Venetia]

That was actually totally awesome and a lot of fun. Sure it was cheesy as hell and controlled like a slow tank chugging through molasses, but it was pretty funny, and I liked the dancing part XD

 

[Actingman00]

Did you make the graphics yourself?

 

[Calibre]

Yeah graphics are 100% mine Actingman.  It was kind of a dumb decision given the fact I had hardly no time but I'd never done it before so I wanted to give it a go.

@ Venetia - Cheesy is good!  But what did you mean about poor controls?  They should be pretty standard unless you hit a glitch or it was laggy for you.

@ busbuzz - Well if you went back to the pimp he'd tell you you did as well as Bradley Pitt cause I set the ratings too quickly in a rush so well done anyway.

@ Despain - Yeah but I had no time to include anything lesbian though!   I did draw a lesbian panda though thats in the game anyway!

 

[Venetia]

No no, it wasn't laggy, I mean it was painful to walk so slow the whole time and the pacing was rather slow (only one potential mate per map? T_T). But it was still far more amusing than some other games I've seen showcased on the forum so good job :D

 

[Calibre]

The fact you mention it had pacing is a bonus, I needed at least another week to come close to the actual plan.  I thought the walk speed was ok at 4 out of 6 but just because the pandas big it seems slower.  There was supposed to be a lot more pandas and more things to do... I just ran out of time!  There was supposed to be methods of dying too, hence the health hearts but that didn't happen either.

 

[Venetia]

Yeah I was wondering about the hearts but I just assumed it was for something that hadn't come about yet. Also I had accrued 52 orbs, but the lady at the shop wouldn't sell me the darn perfume T_T

 

[busbuzz]

I found a glitch and cheated to get the perfume because with 50 she doesnt sell, every time you talk with some1 or press action where an orb is another orb appears YAY infinite orbs! wee!! too bad its only for the perfume and can only be bought once, i could buy the perfume with 80 orbs

 

[Calibre]

Yeah there are some other glitches in there too that I would notice but you guys wouldn't, it was literally my upload for 10 minutes before the deadline, I didn't even have time to playtest it.  There's nothing game breaking though.  I don't know how I set the cologne price incorrectly, but hey I did.  As BusBuzz said though, there are a few reoccurring orbs! :P

 

[Petros]

Hippy'd out much? Calibre this looks like... well.. I'm not sure but if I didn't know you better I'd say you were high. Looks hillariously funny though, five stars for effort.

Sorry it took me a while, I've been a little busy.

 

[Reives]

I finally just got to try this, and I find merely walking around with that panda sprite to be strangely addictive. I thought the 20|15 maps would be a little awkward, but it actually wasn't bothersome at all. Feels like I'm playing a Flash game, hahah. Are ya planning on fixing the glitches/spelling and etc. now that the event it's made for is over?

 

[JD_Slasha]

Played through it finally, I especially enjoyed the DDR mini game. Awesome job yo.

 

[moog]

This looks pretty ace man. Im lovin' the pimp.