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Went on a field trip with my school to see Oxford University the last week of term (6 weeks ago). Not really that exciting until... the tour guide started talking about the Guilds the Uni has.

One is the assassin's Guild. Every week, they pick a target, and plot a way to kill them. Then, they actually do it.

She said one time they found where one of their lecturers lived, carved and painted a fridge made of polystyrene, and used a winch to raise it above his front door. When he opened his door, BAM, straight on the head with a lifesize fridge.

How cool is that!
 
Oxford also has a Debauchery Society, but I don't know exactly what they do - my guess would be to get fuck drunk, smash up some village pub and then sodomise each other. Cool. I'm determined to go to Oxford, but I just got my GCSE results and out of ten As only four of them were A*s, and it seems like in two years time you'd need ten :(
 
@Despain: Lolzor. (Just invented a word...)

On the tour the guide said that anyone with 3 A's can get in, they don't generally care about the fourth A although it can sometimes help. The guide in question got in with 2 A's and a B!
 
Actually it's most about impressing them - and that doesn't just include in the grades department... Having an interesting CV or an undenyable passion/flair for the subject.

And like Myono said, it's obviously about what you want to do, and what you're currently doing...
 
It has to be good numbnuts. And there's no sense in being sarcastic about it: As you jolly well know I able to speak with a certain measure of authority on this subject ;)
 
Thomas Telford are fucking losers... (The headmaster, anyway). They told my sister not to try for Oxbridge because they said "she wouldn't do well". She hasn't even finished her A levels yet and they somehow already know? Thomas Telford seems a good school but they are only interested in good grades.

(They made my sister's friend take maths because if she did French then the school would look bad or something.)
 
Apparently only 7 people wanted to take it, and none would get an A (or not likely or something like that), so it would mean that if French was done then none of the students doing French would get A's so the school would look bad.
 
Apparently A-level success is no indication of Degree success....Just like GCSE success is no indication of A-Level success.... And SATs success is no indication of GCSE success... And of course no examination reflects job success

Makes you wonder what we've been doing all these years.
 

$t3v0

Awesome Bro

I've never been to the Oxford campus ( I live in the North of England ) But it certainly appealed to me. When i was choosing my place of further education, I decided upon somewhere local, somewhere i could easily commute and stay close to my family at the same time. I got the grades to go pretty much anywhere i wanted at college, But I choose what suits me best, not anyone else. At the end of the day, a degree is a degree. Sure, jobs eat up the fact you got your degree at Oxford as apose to Leeds, but It doesn't necessarily mean that person knows any better.

Qualifications mean shit these days. I always hear my dad ranting onto me about how important my degree is, yet...It's a load of bollocks. As Igno stated a few posts above, Jobs keep an eye out for numerous things, but if you can impress them with a loaded CV and some cool dedication, you'd be favoured over the guy with a bachelors. It's the experience that gets you places, not a piece of paper.

Take my ex-boss for example. He dropped out of school at 16 ( not recommended ) started working at a shopping store known as Spar. After 2 years he was manager. After that he opened his own internet cafe along with a PC repair business to go with it. GCSE qualifications and the guy's on at least 100K a year. Get your mind in gear and you can do anything you want.

I'm not saying don't get a degree, Hell no...It's advised you do carry on into further education. But don't think that a degree will guarantee you a place at the job you've always dreamed of. EVERYONE gets a degree these days, so they aren't as gleaming in an interview as they would have been 20-30 years ago. If you have a degree, experience that relates to the subject in hand, your own personal side to things then you're on your way. It's a competetive world out there today, Education is affordable, We all have equal opportunities to make things happen...It's just a case of getting off your arse and doing so. You'll fucking regret it if you don't.

My god, This is my longest post ever on .ORG

~ $t3v0
 
I don't understand the university drive either. The only possible result is the devaluation of higher education. Labour's handling of education seems to be fairly poor - a large factor in which being the huge emphasis on putting everyone together in the same classroom. From an educational point of view, it simply doesn't make sense.
 
Except nobody actually dies - which sort of puts a dampner upon the whole idea - but what the hay: It could be great way of aquiring job skills which could be useful in later life...
 
You know, Oxbridge haven't started opening their doors to just anyone. And I'm pretty sure anyone who applies there (and gets in) isn't the sort of psycho you find in some parts of the country.
 
Yes, but the people we're talking about here are mostly...well... You-know-whats: Everyone else doesn't really see the need to carry weapons (seeing as its against the law for one thing). And besides, they do profiling on their candidates. :P
 

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