Perihelion
Sponsor
From: The Führer
Purple Perihelion Party President
[TLDR: GO TO THIRD POST.]
First, let me say how pleased I am to be elected your new moderator. I’ve promised to restore Resource Analysis to the glory of yore, and I swear to you that promise will be fulfilled. I was elected because I and I alone have the vision to see what this board could be, and because I and I alone have the insight to understand the source of this board’s sickness and the determination to cleanse it.
It’s really quite simple, and no doubt you’ll wonder why you didn’t realize it yourself. All of Resource Analysis’s problems stem from the prevalence of two things: shitposters and faggots. These wretched creatures are foul and unwashed, they sleep in our streets and leech off of our food, they drag down our economy, and they weaken us from within. They must be eliminated, as any fool could surely see.
Why, then, has nothing been done up to this point, given the dire necessity of action? When you think about it, it’s really no surprise that the board is in such a state, what with its former leader, that mongrel Gratheo. Why, she’s nothing more than a crazy robot overlord—clearly unfit for leadership, I must say! But she is of no consequence now, for she has been put in her rightful place: under my spiky, steel-clad heel!!! Good riddance! Now that the only person (well, lion) truly capable of leading Resource Analysis is in power, it’s only a matter of time till we pixel artists take our place as the rightful head of all RMXP.org. It’s springtime for Perihelion and Geeeeermanyyyyyyy~~!
Oh, by the way, Gratheo is leading some kind of violent robot uprising and intends to take back the board by force, but she cannot possibly hope to touch us. That said, even though the conclusion is foregone, the forms must be observed. Are you a purple perihelion, a member of the genetically superior race of pixel artist lions? If so, it is your solemn duty to pledge your life and your mouse to the Purple Perihelion Party and help me restore Resource Analysis to its former glory! If not, you can go suck Gratheo’s robotic dick for all I care!!!
Purple Perihelion Party President
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[TLDR: GO TO THIRD POST.]
First, let me say how pleased I am to be elected your new moderator. I’ve promised to restore Resource Analysis to the glory of yore, and I swear to you that promise will be fulfilled. I was elected because I and I alone have the vision to see what this board could be, and because I and I alone have the insight to understand the source of this board’s sickness and the determination to cleanse it.
It’s really quite simple, and no doubt you’ll wonder why you didn’t realize it yourself. All of Resource Analysis’s problems stem from the prevalence of two things: shitposters and faggots. These wretched creatures are foul and unwashed, they sleep in our streets and leech off of our food, they drag down our economy, and they weaken us from within. They must be eliminated, as any fool could surely see.
Why, then, has nothing been done up to this point, given the dire necessity of action? When you think about it, it’s really no surprise that the board is in such a state, what with its former leader, that mongrel Gratheo. Why, she’s nothing more than a crazy robot overlord—clearly unfit for leadership, I must say! But she is of no consequence now, for she has been put in her rightful place: under my spiky, steel-clad heel!!! Good riddance! Now that the only person (well, lion) truly capable of leading Resource Analysis is in power, it’s only a matter of time till we pixel artists take our place as the rightful head of all RMXP.org. It’s springtime for Perihelion and Geeeeermanyyyyyyy~~!
Oh, by the way, Gratheo is leading some kind of violent robot uprising and intends to take back the board by force, but she cannot possibly hope to touch us. That said, even though the conclusion is foregone, the forms must be observed. Are you a purple perihelion, a member of the genetically superior race of pixel artist lions? If so, it is your solemn duty to pledge your life and your mouse to the Purple Perihelion Party and help me restore Resource Analysis to its former glory! If not, you can go suck Gratheo’s robotic dick for all I care!!!