How can... this... not be... a joke?
There is so many stupidity in this post it's making my brain boil (and die of laughter, but that's another story). It's like you took every single cliché, added bad anime and awful third grade Mongolian grammar added mixed everything into the blender.
On top of that you're planning to sell this garbage for 30 dollars, have started with the second installment and aren't planning to be done until 2011?
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? If you're trying to make a satire, get this: you're not funny! There is a fine line between parody and outright stupidity, and you must've been 'round the world and crossed that line a thousand times.
So, scrap the entire thing. NOW.
EDIT: I just saw the whole "loading time like in commercial games lol" thing, thus confirming that you're just joking. I must say, a little relieved. However, you're not funny. All you're doing is aggravating us.