Ok, I understand there are various pokemon fans on this site, and they're also arent. Either way, like or dislike, Id like to start this thread with a simple phrase.
Fuck you.
Pokemon has turned into a long winded backseat rape fest with a new pokemon list being squeezed out so often. I dont care about 323221 pokemon, fucke them all. Im tired of 200 new ones poppin up every so often, cause the fact remains that there is only one true savior.
the Jiggly
Jiggly puff is the worlds best pokemon and best thing all togethr. Every other life existing is not even on the same level with its being. All are mere worms compared to him and are not worthy of breathing the same air as him (or her, idk).
Note the special abilities:
OMG
Ness just took in a blow to the awesome kick of the chosen one.
But WAIT there is more:
Look at the time and craftsmanship put into this collectible action figure (not a doll) that only a God himself would deem worthy. Made of fine leather and stuffed with the most fresh organs of japaneeese teenagers.
And heres a pic CUSTOM DRAWN by jesus himself during the stone age to show jiggly's mightyness.
Would JESUS EFFIN CHRIST lie? Idk, maybe.
So I say to you all give up your worthless thoughts of a God or a Buddha or whatever and praise it. Mods feel free to move this to the symposium b/c i know how serious this is and it might not fit here.
Thank you and good day.
(also post your favorite jigglypuff stuff AND NO CRITICISM IS ALLOWED OR ILL BAN YOU)
Fuck you.
Pokemon has turned into a long winded backseat rape fest with a new pokemon list being squeezed out so often. I dont care about 323221 pokemon, fucke them all. Im tired of 200 new ones poppin up every so often, cause the fact remains that there is only one true savior.
the Jiggly
Jiggly puff is the worlds best pokemon and best thing all togethr. Every other life existing is not even on the same level with its being. All are mere worms compared to him and are not worthy of breathing the same air as him (or her, idk).
Note the special abilities:
OMG
Ness just took in a blow to the awesome kick of the chosen one.
But WAIT there is more:
Look at the time and craftsmanship put into this collectible action figure (not a doll) that only a God himself would deem worthy. Made of fine leather and stuffed with the most fresh organs of japaneeese teenagers.
And heres a pic CUSTOM DRAWN by jesus himself during the stone age to show jiggly's mightyness.
Would JESUS EFFIN CHRIST lie? Idk, maybe.
So I say to you all give up your worthless thoughts of a God or a Buddha or whatever and praise it. Mods feel free to move this to the symposium b/c i know how serious this is and it might not fit here.
Thank you and good day.
(also post your favorite jigglypuff stuff AND NO CRITICISM IS ALLOWED OR ILL BAN YOU)