Jason's unexpected Christmas present
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Glitchfinder
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How old are you?
I've not seen him in person, only in a picture, but Becky, the mother, said she doesn't want me seeing him, didn't really say why, but apparently they're moving down to Bristol, which y'know, isn't too close to me anyway.
It probably seems horrible me saying, but honestly, I don't really care anyway, but it did sort of screw with my day hearing the news...
I don't think I'm ready to become a dad yet anyways, and besides, she is/was a slag (Only had a one night thing with her in Sheffield lol), she'll be on all kinds of benefits and stuff, and probably be pregnant with another by someone else, probably her boyfriend (He was with her but stood away from our conversation)
It probably seems horrible me saying, but honestly, I don't really care anyway, but it did sort of screw with my day hearing the news...
I don't think I'm ready to become a dad yet anyways, and besides, she is/was a slag (Only had a one night thing with her in Sheffield lol), she'll be on all kinds of benefits and stuff, and probably be pregnant with another by someone else, probably her boyfriend (He was with her but stood away from our conversation)
Juan J. Sánchez
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Congratulations on managing to succeed your bloodline! It doesn't matter if you don't want to be a dad. I know I wouldn't at this age, and I'm two years older. Also, totally doesn't mean you're a screwup. Over half of today's pregnancies are unplanned.
Mega Flare
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you know what if some bitch was like "this is your kid" id be like take a blood test and prove it bitch. Chicks are crazy. DONT EVER TRUST THEM
united washcloth express
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Yeah, for once I find that Megaflare has made the most sense.
How do you even know it's yours for sure?
How do you even know it's yours for sure?
Juan J. Sánchez
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That's a good question... Even if the date matches, it could be someone else's kid.
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Juan J. Sánchez":2y7pcczy said:
Especially considering it was a one-night stand with a girl he himself described as a slag.
Well like I said, if I'm never allowed to see him anyway, then it wouldn't bother me too much since I was never interested anyway, not the nicest thing to say but whatever... and if I could take a test just to find out, I would, but I have no idea how to get in touch with her to arrange it, she just sort of found me, lol.
But yeah Juan, you're right, even if the dates do match, there's a chance he's not mine, which would be great news for me really.
If I can't get in touch with her to arrange a test or whatever, and she's moving away and won't be talking to me again, what do you reckon I should do? Just ignore this whole thing and act like he isn't mine? Because knowing her, he probably isn't mine but she just wants someone to take him off her hands from roughly the same date of conception... seems like something she'd do, not even sure how it happened with her, I guess that's a risk of getting absolutely hammered and nailing someone in a bathroom, right?
But yeah Juan, you're right, even if the dates do match, there's a chance he's not mine, which would be great news for me really.
If I can't get in touch with her to arrange a test or whatever, and she's moving away and won't be talking to me again, what do you reckon I should do? Just ignore this whole thing and act like he isn't mine? Because knowing her, he probably isn't mine but she just wants someone to take him off her hands from roughly the same date of conception... seems like something she'd do, not even sure how it happened with her, I guess that's a risk of getting absolutely hammered and nailing someone in a bathroom, right?
Mega Flare
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i would try your best to see if the kid is yours or not. cause she could go after you for child support
Holy shit
That would really fuck with my head if I were you.
Though, I suppose, if I were to donate my ovum (or sperm, if I were a dude), it'd be the same result ... Maybe just consider yourself a sperm donor and leave it at that?
I guess, even if nothing else, you have a little security policy out there that a part of your DNA will continue to live on, even if you're hit by a bus tomorrow. That's comforting, right?
That would really fuck with my head if I were you.
Though, I suppose, if I were to donate my ovum (or sperm, if I were a dude), it'd be the same result ... Maybe just consider yourself a sperm donor and leave it at that?
I guess, even if nothing else, you have a little security policy out there that a part of your DNA will continue to live on, even if you're hit by a bus tomorrow. That's comforting, right?
Oh yeah this could be a problem. But if you have no desire to care for the kid yourself, it may be wiser to just ignore her entirely unless she actually makes a press for child support or puts any legal notices on you (in which case, shit yes DNA test). If you really went after her to try and get the DNA test it may just end up causing her to realize that she can potentially, legally be eating up a tasty cut of your paychecks every month.C-0719":3ao408oq said:
So I just got a phone call from Becky, not even sure how she got my number... she wants me to take a DNA test, which would be good news for me if it turns out false. The test isn't until the 18th, and it means having to find cover for work since I have to go down to Bristol, although apparently we'll get the results back the same day...
You know what, even if it does turn out to be my baby, I seriously wouldn't care, since she wouldn't let me see him, and moved to the other end of the country from me anyway... and I suppose it would be cool knowing there's a little me out there to carry on my legacy, right?
It seems like something that should be on the Jeremy Kyle show...
You know what, even if it does turn out to be my baby, I seriously wouldn't care, since she wouldn't let me see him, and moved to the other end of the country from me anyway... and I suppose it would be cool knowing there's a little me out there to carry on my legacy, right?
It seems like something that should be on the Jeremy Kyle show...