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I don’t drink coffee. It keeps me up at night.

After finishing up my second last subject of the day, me and a couple of mates decided to hop on down to the cafeteria to play a bit of pool. Seeing as we had about 5-10 mins till our next class, it was too long of a time to be just sitting down doing nothing, and too short to warrant heading over to the nearby shopping centre and stopping over at the arcade. With such a timeframe, playing a bit of pool seemed like the best choice.

Upon arriving at the table, one of my friends said he’d opt to be the one to sit back and just watch. Seeing as he wasn’t much of a pool addict, this was to be expected. So it was left to me and my other friend to entertain ourselves. I put the dollar into the slot and the game was underway.

As I broke, I made good contact and the balls were spread nicely, with one sinking in. It was about this time, two girls wondered in. I’m guessing they had just finished up their classes as well, although I didn’t recognise them. So they were obviously new to me. Both sat at a table a few or so metres from where we were playing. A quick glance their way, and I could tell they sat there to get a good view of our game. Maybe they were interested ;), or like us, just wanted to preoccupy themselves. Who knows…

Anyways, attention went back to the game. As I stood their deciding my course of action, in the corner of my eye I can see one of my friends smiling smugly at me. I knew it was in reaction to the girls walking in, so I gave a quick acknowledgement of the eyebrow. I reached down, sized up my next shot, and… poorly missed. It wasn’t one of those standard misses. This was complete and utter shit. Such kinds of ‘outcomes’ I would attribute to my nature of being easily unsettled when random people start watching. It’s been five years and I still can’t get over it.

So now it was my friend who approached the table to take his turn. It wasn’t long however till I was back at the table shooting again. While the odds were spaced out in my favour, the evens were not, to my friend’s dismay. This time I tried to space myself out, and basically tried to ignore all my surroundings… and it actually worked. This time, my shots were on target and I was back in the game.

It was at my third shot I heard one of the girls give out a small cheer. I looked in her direction and gave a quick smile. As attention went back to the game, I took the next shot, and predictably missed. An audible sound of disappointment came from the direction of our two girls. Putting two and two together, not only were they engrossed in our game, I started to have an inkling that they were cheering for me.

As my friend took his turn, I noticed a look of deep focus and strict determination on his face. He is what you could consider a pretty competitive player. With having a couple of girls watching, this further compounded his attitude of wanting to win. Shot after shot, he was doing pretty well. After a decent round, it was again my turn. With every shot sunk, every ball missed, our two audience members gave a response. This was the first time I had my own private cheerleaders.

As we each took our turns, swaying back and forth, the amount of balls on the table were slowly diminishing. The game was soon drawing to a close, and quite appropriately too as our next class was starting in a few minutes.

These closing moments saw me already at the eight ball, while my friend still had about two left on the table plus the eight. Now it being my turn, I felt I had the game in the bag. I sized up and shot the ball towards the corner pocket. As the ball hastily rolled towards the hole, it somehow clipped the side of the hole causing it to ricochet out of its intended destination. It placed itself just shy from the hole I intended for it to fall into. As predicted, my cheerleaders shared in my disappointment.

Now the shoe was on the other foot, and this time it was my friend who believed he had the game in the bag. Walking towards the table, he carefully aimed his shot. I could tell he was deeply immersed into the game. You could tell concentration had completely consumed him. A few seconds had elapsed till he finally struck the cue.

As contact was made, an odd sound came about. It was a miss-cue! With him being so committed, he had completely forgotten to chalk his cue. The ball travelled randomly across the table, bounced off a couple of edges and eventually found itself behind one of the evens, with the eight ball on the other side. Clearly this was something that didn’t want. I consider jumping illegal in the game of pool, so that was out of the question. Bouncing it off a wall was the usual standard, but I decided to try out something new.

Looking at past games I watched, I remember a guy who was able to shoot in a way that made the cue-ball travel in an arc-like manner. Basically getting the ball to orbit around an obstacle ball. This was a manoeuvrer that was very appropriate in my situation. I took my cue and chalked vigorously, as this type of shot requires a lot of friction. After a bit of chalking, I raised the back end of the stick to my eye, and aimed down at the cue ball. I positioned my stick so that contact is made a little left at centre and ensured that a little backspin was applied. Upon contact, the ball shot out towards the right, and past the obstacle ball. To my amazement, the ball quickly curved towards the left. As it continued on, black and white edged closer and closer together. It was only mere milliseconds I held my breath, till a slight bump caused the eight ball to find its way in. A round of applause came from my two fans.

This was a good game, not only because we both played rather well, but this time I didn’t actually choke in front of someone other than the people I already know. After the usual tradition of handshakes and small talk aimed at inflating egos or repairing damaged ones, I looked at the watch and it was time for us to head up to our next class. As we gathered our bags and books, and started to approach the exit, one of the girls called out to us. We stopped and looked in their direction. As I looked at her, I can see she had taken out what looked like sweets from her bag. Looking at my direction, she asked if we wanted some chocolate. A question we all knew was aimed at me.

Now if you understood the meaning behind the title, you would know what was to happen next. How I responded to this question would be considered a slap in the face towards the code that all (or should I say most) men believe in, that is to never turn down an ‘offer’ (am I right fellas?). Seriously, stupidity knows no bounds with replies such as the one I gave.

“No thanks. I don’t like chocolateâ€ÂÂ
 
The girls clearly liked him. They sat there cheering for him and all and then afterwards they wanted to give him some chocolate (real chocolate). He turned it down not realizing that they liked him, though.
 
Lol I like this story. Lol its great. I probably would've turned down the chocolate as well...its just nasty to me. And sandgolem does have a point.Never take candy from strangers. Lol you never know what they could've planned. and the next thing you know you're hanging from you boxers in front of the schools flag or something. But lol don't worry about it. If they really liked you then they'll come and talk to you again. But yeah you probably should've taken the chocolate and then rubbed it all over you in slow motion and said, "Hey ladies you like what you see???" Lol j/k ^_^ that would be to funny though...but that gives me an idea. I need to buy chocolate and fast. Lol. But yeah the moral of the story is: Guys don't really get things when girls are giving us signs. I mean we'll see the flirting, but we won't actually get it until its to late." Lol I know thats a crappy moral but you get the idea. Lol so don't worry about them. Just go back and play pool and they'll stroll in again. This time with some other form of candy. Make sure you take it and do something seductive with it. Lol if you catch my drift? ^_^
 
I don't think it was that he didn't pick up on the signs. But fair enough. Some sex is just bad sex. For instance, the boy who sat next to me in Chemistry jerking off for ten minutes before the end of the lesson. I could have passed him my address and said "Come over around 4.30 and I'll give you a hand with that," or, if possible, thought up some even worse line. As it was, I turned bright red and kept my eyes firmly on the clock. I mean, if he was cute, funny, fit, had any positive qualities - or in fact, any qualities whatsoever - then it might have been different. But it was just another example of bad sex, roaming through the world, grossing people out. So if bad sex comes a calling, you better run, boy. You better run fast. Because otherwise... *shudder*
 

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I've turned down some nice offers for random things quite a few times (including one skinnydipping exposition which would have been pretty fun!) for really no reason at all, but "chocolate" is a pretty bad innuendo.
 
I'm what you could say a pretty dedicated student. All I saw in that offer at the time was a means to delay me from getting to my next class. I was oblivious towards the 'other' meaning behind it. That, and I was pretty bashful when it came to the ladies. This happened a couple of years ago, and now I've managed to gain a bit more 'intelligence' in that time (hopefully). I've learned from my mistakes.
 
*Sigh* Everyone has had their fair share of moments, no matter the age... also, sex is highly overrated :/

Anyways, care to share any of your life stories involving similar instances of regret, humiliation, stupidity, etc.?
Make me feel better dammit.
 
rexxz in one way in my opinion i thought you were just being stupid but your right O_o it is...... Anyway, i doubt there is any male alive more bashful than me for egsample: In science class since our teacher wasnt there we got a wordsearch to do. A girl was late and sat next to me and we decided to do the wordsearch together. While my friends were trying to be all macho man for her, i was sitting there laughing along with her at rude words we found in the cross word.... i know i should grow up but i dont think i would ever let myself.
 
Roman Candle said:
I love it when people say that. It makes me feel so... Secure :lol:

Hmm is that so?...Lol :D none the less if this happened a few years ago it really doesn't matter. I mean did the girl comeback and watch you play pool or something like that??? Did you ever hook up??? If not then I mean everybody needs to chill out. He made a mistake and probably just let something go that would've been like a one night stand or something. So its no biggie. Enjoi

woopdedo said:
rexxz in one way in my opinion i thought you were just being stupid but your right O_o it is...... Anyway, i doubt there is any male alive more bashful than me for egsample: In science class since our teacher wasnt there we got a wordsearch to do. A girl was late and sat next to me and we decided to do the wordsearch together. While my friends were trying to be all macho man for her, i was sitting there laughing along with her at rude words we found in the cross word.... i know i should grow up but i dont think i would ever let myself.
this is a person who knows how to work with the ladies. I salute you I really do. Lol :D
 
You ain't missing out on much. A warm, wet feeling that should last a lifetime, but doesn't, haha ;) [/crude]

@M.Sam: That was the first and last time I saw them. Also, this shouldn't be taken as a highlight of my life.
 
Lol yeah I get ya'. But still it was an honest mistake. Hell I've made plenty of those in my life. Its a part of what makes us human. Lol ^_^
 

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