I almost died 10 minutes ago by choking on a burrito

[Zelfouz]

For serious. It was the last bite of the burrito and I accidentally swallowed it without chewing and it got stuck. Nobody else is around. If I hadn't saved myself, I would be dead right now.

The lesson here is that the end could be just around the corner at any time. The world is a scary place so you need to strive to reach your dreams at every stage along the way and don't stop, because you just don't know what could happen.

 

[Zelfouz]

Speaking of dreams: MY dream is to be a moderator. Since I almost died, can I have an almost posthumous moderatorship?

 

[Glitchfinder]

Speaking of dreams: MY dream is to be a moderator. Since I almost died, can I have an almost posthumous moderatorship?

Nah, they won't let you in. We're not cool enough to do that. Not yet, at any rate.

 

[Glitchfinder]

But the real moral of the story is: don't rush to eat, you might just end up choking.

 

[Hybrida]

Also never talk and eat. This is why I eat alone. A shrimp almost got a kill on me a few weeks ago. Choking sucks .

 

[dadevvtsvre]

I'll remember to put poison in the burrito next time.

 

[Jason]

Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit...

 

[Mega Flare]

wow you guys are a bunch of assholes D: elfuzzoers its good your alive! now you and i can finaly take over canada :D

 

[Ellie]

Congrats on saving a valuable member of society, Lord Fuzzy.

 

[Venetia]

No one is allowed on staff until they are ACTUALLY dead and their ghosts have been assimilated into the internet.

Good try, though

 

[Zelfouz]

I'll remember to put poison in the burrito next time.

Where in south western ontario do you live? I moved to Toronto a year ago and am here for school. Lets be friends.

 

[Zelfouz]

Congrats on saving a valuable member of society, Lord Fuzzy.

Anytime, buddy! :cheers: :cheers: :toot: :thumb: :rock: