hi y'all, im doing this against my will

[sedated-4-ever]

i dont want to be writing this, in fact, i dread it
im only doing it becasue there is a scary man in a black mask, with a rapier pressed against my throat
not the ideal situation to find yourself it on a monday night
especially when you have important homework due in the following afternoon
so, as i said, i dont know why im here, i got a bit lost, any one have a map?
a real one, not one for a game...
the man holding me hostage wants to say hello to everyone out there
to the poor bastards who read this
yes, you know who you are
yes, you, i know your there, i see you!
dont try yo hide!
cowards come out and fight
ye scurvy dogs!
see? this is what happens when im highly stressed and my potentially intellectually inept friend asked me to do something when im busy
bastard
and yes, i am crazy
and yes, there is an overturned ox outside my window
no... i dont live on an ox farm, i live in cyberbia
feel better now scott?

(hostage taker says bye)

 

[Xaixis]

um... troll or inside joke?

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Pure Angle]

Well what ever it was, it was funny. Unless he really was taken hostage.

~Pure Angle :cute: ~

 

[Calibre]

I thought it dragged a little.

 

[mawk]

I wasn't feeling it

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[Jason]

Did people really read it?

Yeah but it sorta got boring about halfway through, like beating a dead horse, lol.

 

[Venetia]

we at rmxp.org do not condone terrorist threats and we have a strict "no-tolerance" policy against those who give in to said threats.

please note that your courtmartial will be served within the next few hours by a gentleman in a blue suit named Derrick Wainsley. Do not attempt to harm him; he knows several martial arts styles. He also carries an official rmxp.org standard-issue .22LR Smith & Wesson Model 17 handgun.

while you wait for your papers to be served, please take the time to pay your fine. we accept cash and money orders: sorry, no checks. please enclose $2200.00USD in a self-addressed, stamped envelope, and send to:

rmxp.org
111 internet rd.
detroit, NV 364792

thank you, have a pleasant stay.

 

[sedated-4-ever]

well, thanks for your welcomes all of you kind, kind people
i look forward to having very little dealings with any of you in the not too distant, and very distant future... and all the interveining time.
as for my court martial and fine, well, i refuse to deal with people who refuse to deal with who give in to terrorist threats.
so, i will not be paying said fine, and when Mr. Wainsley shows up, i shall greet him, and serve him some mild chamomile tea if he so wishes.

thank you, and have pleasant day/night/mid afternoon

 

[$t3v0]

Is this considered comedy where you live?

 

[sedated-4-ever]

no, but its funny in my head
and for all i know, your just a figment of my imagination
i cud be looking at a blank monitor, and this is all in my head
in which case, im enjoying this quite a bit
im geting to see what the people who use this site are like
its all a bit of fun, you have problems with that?
is it not considered comedy where you live?

 

[silver wind]

lol are you sedated or somethin' ?

 

[Hybrida]

LMAO. Blank monitor ftw, and welcome to RMXP.org.

 

[$t3v0]

is it not considered comedy where you live?

No.

 

[Calibre]

is it not considered comedy where you live?

No.

You like Paul O Grady.

 

[Venetia]

maybe you are a figment of your own imagination ...

 

[mawk]

maybe there is a ghost

 

[mawk]

maybe there is a ghost

 

[boon]

is it not considered comedy where you live?

No.

You like Paul O Grady.

You like male counterparts.