He's not mine

[Jason]

As bad as it sounds, like I said, the baby, Jack by the way, first time I've known his name... is not mine!

When I got there, there were three other "men", two looked around my age, and one looked like in his thirties or something.

It sucked because they took a hair from me, okay that's fine... swabbed my mouth, fine... and stuck a needle in me to take some blood. NO. THAT WAS NOT COOL!

Anyways, so I don't know who the father is, since they took us into the room one by one, and I went first, and came out without a facial expression, to make the other guys nervous. I said "Seeya guys" to them, and was allowed to leave right there and then, and caught a train back here, I'm surprised it took less than two hours each way to be honest... anyway, once I got on the train, it finally hit me, that I'm really happy I'm not the father, thank god, since there's no way I could afford to pay child benefits with my current lifestyle.

What do you guys think, would you be happy or sad knowing you're not the father?

 

[Xilef]

I hope you learnt your lesson and will johnny your junk before you spunk.

 

[So fist]

How's it feel to be one of three guys raw dogging her in the same time span?

 

[Aepriz]

Damn, that girls sounds like the biggest whore you can find.

Really happy for you that you aint the dad, next time be a little less manly and don't stick you dick in anything that moves!

Personally I would be happy as hell because;
1. I hate kids
2. Your life is over if you have kids

 

[Jason]

How's it feel to be one of three guys raw dogging her in the same time span?

Not too great, lol.

Damn, that girls sounds like the biggest whore you can find.

Really happy for you that you aint the dad, next time be a little less manly and don't stick you dick in anything that moves!

Yeah pretty much, but what do you mean anything that moves? Are you saying I'm fine with still fucking corpses?

 

[Aepriz]

Damn, that girls sounds like the biggest whore you can find.

Really happy for you that you aint the dad, next time be a little less manly and don't stick you dick in anything that moves!

Yeah pretty much, but what do you mean anything that moves? Are you saying I'm fine with still fucking corpses?

I'm not saying anything.

 

[Xilef]

You know what's totally gross? You probably rubbed up against another man's sperm with this lady.

 

[Venetia]

i'm all for equality -- women should be able to be promiscuous if they choose -- but it sounds like that girl needs to relax a little on the gangbangs/conga lines

or invest in birth control or morning after pills or something

it's the dude's fault too but as a lady, all i can say is, the hoohah may be a fun house, but it's not actually a funhouse

a little moderation never hurt anyone, especially when it comes to being injected with weiners

 

[Venetia]

anyway congrats on being the not-dad. i hope you did a maury-style celebration dance.

 

[coyotecraft]

Do they have a special place and time for DNA tests? How do you know the other guys were there for the same test.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

Jason, first of all, I'm very happy for you. Second, you should not have unprotected sex with tramps. It's not simply about having to pay for child support, there are many STDs out there and some can be asymptomatic for ages. Third and final, I think you and me, both, need to find better women. I know because I've been in similar situations... :toot: :toot: :toot: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :toot:

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

You know what's totally gross? You probably rubbed up against another man's sperm with this lady.

Ugh. Totally possible.

 

[Byron]

Glad you're not the father. Trust me, you're not the dad type.

I would be glad to find out I wasn't the dad. Not because I don't want kids, because I do, but just because I'm currently not on good financial footing to handle a kid. Especially if I wouldn't be seeing the kid.

I hope you learnt your lesson and will johnny your junk before you spunk.

This.

 

[Juan J. Sánchez]

I hope you learnt your lesson and will johnny your junk before you spunk.

How did I not read this before?

 

[Mega Flare]

id be dancing for joy

 

[united washcloth express]

Society is completely fine with the idea of me not doing a damn thing in this situation, so \o/

 

[Ellie]

Congrats dude. I think. Well, yeah, congrats; you've got that special moment finding out you're a father and actually wanting it, being somewhere stable with someone you love, etc.

 

[moog]

anyway congrats on being the not-dad. i hope you did a maury-style celebration dance.

this is the most fantastic thing ever WHERE DO YOU FIND ALL THIS

 

[Byron]

 

[united washcloth express]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coYY7V9AVPc

My favorite one