jake da snake
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Hi all, just thought I'd share some funny jokes with you! 
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Q: Whats the difference in a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You cant unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A: Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.
Q: What's the difference between a Mustang GT and a twelve year-old boy tied up and gagged?
A: I don't have a Mustang GT in my garage.
Q: Whats black and tan, and looks good on pakis?
A: A doberman.
A woman invited a black man back to her house, he throws her onto the bed, feeling frisky she says "do what you do best"...
And so.... he ties her to the bed, then take her tv, cd player and runs like fuck
Q: Why doesn't a woman need an umbrella when it's raining?
A: Cause she's only going from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Q: What is black, smells of smoke and sits at the top of a staircase???
A: A burnt paraplegic.
Q: Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
A: Because thats the last sound they hear before they get hit
Q: What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
A: Crib death.
Q: How do you stop a gay from drowning?
A: Take your foot of his head!
Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.
Man walking through the woods at night with a little boy.
BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"
MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."
Q: How do you starve a mexican?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Q: Why won't a black guy use aspirin?
A: He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away.
Q: What does my dream last night and the Holocaust have in common?
A: Neither happened.
A black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
A little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".
The parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"
Q: What happens when a jewish boy with a boner runs into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys around him?
A: Coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys around him?
A: Quarterback
Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
Q: What did one pedophile say to the other?
A: "I'll give you two fives for a ten."
Q: A car full of niggers and a car full of mexicans are racing down a hill. They both fall off a cliff at the same time, who wins?
A: Society.
Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Q: Whats the difference in a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You cant unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A: Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.
Q: What's the difference between a Mustang GT and a twelve year-old boy tied up and gagged?
A: I don't have a Mustang GT in my garage.
Q: Whats black and tan, and looks good on pakis?
A: A doberman.
A woman invited a black man back to her house, he throws her onto the bed, feeling frisky she says "do what you do best"...
And so.... he ties her to the bed, then take her tv, cd player and runs like fuck
Q: Why doesn't a woman need an umbrella when it's raining?
A: Cause she's only going from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Q: What is black, smells of smoke and sits at the top of a staircase???
A: A burnt paraplegic.
Q: Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
A: Because thats the last sound they hear before they get hit
Q: What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
A: Crib death.
Q: How do you stop a gay from drowning?
A: Take your foot of his head!
Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.
Man walking through the woods at night with a little boy.
BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"
MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."
Q: How do you starve a mexican?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Q: Why won't a black guy use aspirin?
A: He's too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
A twenty-something disabled girl with no arms or legs is sitting in her wheelchair one day in a park. All of a sudden she starts to cry. A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying. She replies "I'm nearly thirty years old and I've never been fucked! Will you help me?"
The man can't resist her, she's weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.
He proceeds to push the chair and says that they're going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach and the man hires a small boat. "How romantic", the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.
"I told you I would help you and now I will." The man gets up and the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard. "NOW your fucked!" he says and starts to row away.
Q: What does my dream last night and the Holocaust have in common?
A: Neither happened.
A black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
A little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".
The parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"
Q: What happens when a jewish boy with a boner runs into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys around him?
A: Coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys around him?
A: Quarterback
Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!
Q: What did one pedophile say to the other?
A: "I'll give you two fives for a ten."
Q: A car full of niggers and a car full of mexicans are racing down a hill. They both fall off a cliff at the same time, who wins?
A: Society.