Funny/Awkward real life stories.

[Reives]

Go on. Share your experiences of awkward or funny moments.

Edit: Fine, I'll start. A few years ago my family just moved to Canada, and we didn't know much English. One day we went to the bank to sign some paper work, and my relative asked for the sheet back. But instead of asking "Could I have the sheet back?" it came out as "Could I have the shit back?" ...The banker just stared at us for a while, we didn't know why back then. :p

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

I got really drunk one night, and the next day got very angry at my at the time girlfriend for avoiding me and not taking calls, and swore she was cheating on me - when the truth is I accidentally shot her.
That's awkward.

 

[Venetia]

WHOA Sixty, yes, that's quite awkward. Can't imagine many toppers to that.

Only one awkward situation I can think of right now (much less awkward than 60's)...

My friend and I went to Perkin's (it's like southern Denny's, with better muffins). They seated us at a table and a minute later I started smelling pee. It got stronger and stronger, as if carried on the wind. At first I thought it was the seat, but then I saw a puddle outside the fire exit door we were seated next to. It hadn't rained in a while so I assumed that was the culprit.

Nauseated, I called the server over. Embarrassed about it, I just pointed at the fire exit and said, "Can we get another table further away from here? It smells like pee over there."

Not noticing there was a family right next to the fire exit, I don't think I pointed quite right. The family was African-American, and my friend and I, white. The server, uncouth as could be, blatently said/shouted, turning to the family, "What, it smells like pee over there?!"

The family instantly turned to us, and we were met with the harshest scowls I've been dealt by strangers.

So I said/shouted, "Yes, I think something peed outside the door ..." So the family'd get the hint that I wasn't being racist.

The server replied, still loud as ever, "What, did one of you people pee over there??" Directed at the very perturbed family.

Bright red, my friend and I excused ourselves and went to another restaurant, followed by sneers and dirty looks the whole way out. I couldn't think of anything to say to make the situation less painful.

 

[Ratty524]

I was walking up the stairs of the second building of my high school, and found a used condom... O_O

 

[Mega Flare]

I was walking up the stairs of the second building of my high school, and found a used condom... O_O

who hasnt found one?

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

WHOA Sixty, yes, that's quite awkward. Can't imagine many toppers to that.

Only one awkward situation I can think of right now (much less awkward than 60's)...

My friend and I went to Perkin's (it's like southern Denny's, with better muffins).

1st - yeah, everyone's said that... seems few can top it without belonging on day time TV. And 2nd, I always thought Denny's was a Southern Perkins since I have a Perkins but no Dennys - that I'm aware of at least - on my Island, and only saw a Denny's in florida.

I was walking up the stairs of the second building of my high school, and found a used condom... O_O

Yeah, only one? I remember being walked in on in the school halls by my French teacher, and I remember walking in on a few people, and finding a ball of used condoms - like the ball o' rubber bands, where someone actually took the time to roll them up into a ball shape.

 

[Ratty524]

Yeah, only one? I remember being walked in on in the school halls by my French teacher, and I remember walking in on a few people, and finding a ball of used condoms - like the ball o' rubber bands, where someone actually took the time to roll them up into a ball shape.

O_o Wow. I wish I could get to see that kind of crap at my school.

 

[Reives]

Just wait 'till you're in college. :p

 

[Ratty524]

Well in college I think that would be something I'd expect, but in highschool, or even middle school?

 

[holloway]

I walked in on my best mate sucking off a guy.







True story.

 

[Venetia]

Wow. That sucks. Literally. Whew. What do you say there? "Oh, uh ... Sorry, didn't mean to barge in on your 'activities' ..."


I have another one, but thankfully it wasn't me. When I was about 16, I was hanging out at a park near a busy highway. I dared my friend to flash the cars whizzing by, no bra. She did, and even jumped up and down (we were all a little tipsy on wine coolers).

Suddenly this white sedan pulls over and this dude steps out, and suddenly she starts running like a bat out of hell, and we realize it was her dad!

He didn't catch the rest of us and she didn't rat us out, but she was grounded for like two months, and she had to tell her youth pastor about it for forgiveness or something. :'S

 

[$t3v0]

Last night my brother shat his pants in a taxi after a piss up. Then my dad hosed him down in the back garden at mid-night-ish. GREAT! He's 24 :|

 

[Reives]

I don't even know which one to reply to, so I'm just going to say "Wow" at all of your responses. :p

 

[holloway]

I put the gas canister on the fire last night that burnt that scaly kid.


(To be fair we were all miles back and he decided to look cool, but still )

 

[Fafnir]

Not much... Um... I once got elbowed in the nuts on a bus, right into a pole. I was almost convulsing in front of everyone on the bus, and it looked like I was doing a pole dance....