Duuuude I need some help

[Ellie]

Er

I missed my mouth with a beer bottle and smashed into my jaw, breaking one of my teeth

It's like really reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyyyy hurting right now and is giving me a headache

What do I do

I can't go to a dentist because fuuuuuck I can't afford that shit

But like

????????

 

[Ellie]

Also no jokes about brits having bad teeth

 

[Jason]

Lol did that seriously happen?

 

[Ellie]

Yes

 

[Ellie]

Fuck it i got some parrots

 

[Jason]

Lol, pics pl0z

 

[psiclone]

brits. bad teeth. etc

idk mang

 

[Ellie]

(This is why I never smile :p)

 

[Loraine]

I think you should see a doctor ^^ and not use glass bottles when drinking ;-).

 

[Venetia]

Wyatt if you go to a drug store ask someone for the dental emergency kits section. It may be near where they have toothpaste. There are these tubes of very watered-down novocaine and also some temporary dental bonding cement to seal the fissure.

That won't do anything for you permanently but it should last you for a few days. That and some extra strength aspirin should help out. Though if it's bleeding don't take the aspirin.

I hope they have that stuff in Britain. I mean you should, considering you guys get drugs and shit before we do.

also if it's a deep crack and is hurting really bad you can go to the emergency room over it (as infections in your teeth can actually kill you). they won't do anything pretty but they'll stop you from having lots of pain.

otherwise you're going to have to wait until you have the cash for a dentist.

 

[gRaViJa]

Come to Belgium, become a Belgian citizen and enjoy free medical care
but seriously, you should see a dentist. There isn't much else you can do I'm afraid.

 

[Venetia]

he's in Britain, they have free med care too. but not free dental.

 

[gRaViJa]

Well, Belgium has. It's the only thing we can brag about, so I had to seize this opportunity. Hope you find a solution, Commodore.

 

[Ellie]

It's 23:18pm, I don't think even the clinic is open.

:<

 

[Venetia]

you don;t have 24-hour drug stores over there?

I live next to, like, 3

 

[Ellie]

Er

None that I can think of

 

[Venetia]

do you have any silly putty or those moldable erasers? If you bite down on that and pop some aspirin you can probably make it until morning. I had to do that once a long ass time ago when I was too drunk to drive to the drugstore.

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[moog]

why do you have beer in the first place

 

[Twirly]

I'd really try getting enough money for the dentist because
health > everything