Death to Despain

[Sgt. Cookie]

Here we each post a hilarious death that would occur to Despain.

I'll start with my one from the good luck, bad luck game.

Despain is killed by a bull analy raping him untill he bleeds to death through his arse.

 

[silver wind]

o.o;
Err, I don't think it's such a good idea

 

[Ellie]

Despain walks under a comedically placed piano. He eats it. It is poisoned.

 

[Sgt. Cookie]

Nothing is a good idea if you think about it.

Despain is hypnotized into punching himself in the face repeatedly until a hole appears in his head and then he pulls his own brain out.

 

[silver wind]

Here's one interesting way to die:
Let's say your job is to care for elephants in the zoo. One elephant needs an enema. It poops all over you, you slip in the poo, get covered by it and chock to death.

still don't think it's a good idea :|

 

[Misery]

Despain's freind asks him for a gift that goes from 0 to 70 in 4 seconds (obviasly maeaning a car) But gives his freind weight scales instead. Despain has been missing since then.

 

[Misery]

still don't think it's a good idea :|

That's what you think

 

[silver wind]

hey I can only speak for myself
btw the elephant thing is based on a real incident

 

[Toams]

i dont really want to be a party pooper but come on

aside from the 'lol let's hate despain' this is terribly lame
come up with some good shit folks

 

[Jason]

Despain and Hybrida, sitting in a a tree, giving each other HIV, first comes crabs, second comes AIDS, then comes... OH MY GOD A CAR COMING TOO FAST TO STOP IS ABOUT TO HIT ME, AHYEEEEEEEEE

WAAAH WAAAH, I'M HANDICAPPED NOW, WAAAH!

 

[Ellie]

There was the case of a midget who jumped on a trampoline only to land in a hippo's mouth and be swallowed.

Also a true story.

 

[Guest]

;D

 

[mawk]

this is a really embarrassing topic

honestly kid you hardly know who despain IS

and this sort of thing is silly even if you did and had a legitimate reason to hate the guy

(besides he'd relish the attention anyway)