Cybersex

[FlippyD]

I have an interesting history with cybersex, that being I sit back and observe it with curiosity but not much emotional interest. The few bouts I've run into it personally devolve into me quietly laughing to myself while attempting to outperforming the person on the other end with daring pirouettes of creative writing. I've read most of Julian Dibbel's novel before it was borrowed from me, as well as Heroine Sheik's blog and I still don't understand the allure. Anyone else feel that way, or can explain the thrill of it?

P.S. The subforum title "The Other Hand" sounds so much like a reference to masturbation.

 

[Riotblade]

thats just weird haha, I laughed after reading the blog

 

[So fist]

Please don't post crap like this in the symposium, thanks.

 

[Venetia]

Apparently, if you cyber with Despian, he'll give you mod powers.......................

 

[FlippyD]

Please don't post crap like this in the symposium, thanks.

I was trying to start a discussion about how/why/what the appeal is in cybersex ~_~;;

Should my post have been longer, have quasi-religious/atheistic undertones and included more creative alliterations?

 

[arbiter]

;D

 

[Sic Semper Tyranosaurus]

It's nice that you've found someone to 'ironically' cyber with.

You degenerate.

 

[OdioOmnus]

I put on my wizard hat and robe

 

[alexis]

arrow?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

 

[Despain]

Please don't post crap like this in the symposium, thanks.

I was trying to start a discussion about how/why/what the appeal is in cybersex ~_~;;

Should my post have been longer, have quasi-religious/atheistic undertones and included more creative alliterations?

It's not you, it's all of these faggots who can't take a topic seriously. Any topic with the word "sex" is instantly overrun with shit. Remember that this community is made up of 11 year olds.

 

[Me(tm)]

Well to answer the question. It's awkward.

 

[Nickster]

i think cybersex has roughly the same appeal as talking dirty, except ive never seen cybersex being pulled off well... :\ cybersex is always like "LOL, THEN I CAME ON UR TITS," like Me(tm) said, its just fucking awkward.

 

[Venetia]

i've seen talking dirty on the internet done well, but not actual full-on cybering. not without webcam or pictorial helpanyway

without visual aid it's like D&D with a saucy twist

Me: I roll 36. My arch mage hooker deals your rogue thief john 43 points of fallatio
Other person: Sorry i have the condom of disintigration on and instead i attack with magic butt ram for 102 piotns
Me: oh you got me

 

[sixtyandaquarter]

Vennie I thought that chat log was private D:

I really don't see much appeal to it.  Flirting, talking dirty, things like that are fine.  I'm not saying there's something wrong with cybering, just not my cup o' tea.  I'd probably just get stuck trying to write a short story or something with like, fanciful wordplay and breaking out a thesaurus so I don't over use the same word over and over again, while trying to think of fun ways and expressions.  I'd be more caught up in the writing aspect then the actual deed of "crap I'm horny, I'm going to pretend your real" aspect that so many people seem to enjoy.

 

[Venetia]

i say, just talk dirty, hurry up an' rub one out, then get on with your life :thumb:

 

[DaithioDell]

There's no accounting for the tastes of the sexually unsuccessful. Or perhaps, the sexually unsatisfied is a better wording.

Funny story number one. A friend of mine and her friend posted an ad on craigslist some time ago saying they wanted someone to rent a hotel room so they could get in their underwear and throw eggs at him...and someone actually did it. Not just responded, sat there while these two 19 year olds did not have sex with him or even touch him, just threw three dozen eggs at him in his hotel bathroom. Funny, yes. Odd, also yes.

Number two. Parking is expensive in San Francisco, averaging around $350 a month for a space. Another friend of mine works with a rather large and, shall we say, physically unappealing person. What she lacks in charm and beauty, apparently she makes up for in phone and cybersex ability. She obtained the screen name (and eventually phone number) of one of the attendants at a nearby parking garage, and exchanged said virtual sex for a free parking space. This went on for almost a year, apparently. Also odd, but the guy is hardly a success with women, and, well, she's not the type of girl you'd want to be successful with. Point being, I suppose, that to those who do not often enjoy the physical pleasure of sex, even the mere whisp of an idea is sufficiently arousing.

 

[Mascarpone]

I put on my wizard hat and robe

I release my warm sticky cauliflower of love.

 

[Cruelty]

**i take my protein pills and put my helmet on

 

[Mascarpone]

on a note, can we change the little topic icon to "crap"

 

[FlippyD]

on a note, can we change the little topic icon to "crap"

Done,

But only because you give such great head