crystal quest: a little boy's adventure

[Necrile]

crystal quest
haha i make this game because i waz bored and posted it for you guys to have fun and not be bored too
btw im 11 and am boy

hisckores
mukanshin-50
doctor-34
me-26
venetia-12
dave-3

Spoiler: screenshits

http://scr3.golem.de/screenshots/0603/crytek-crysis/crysis_05.jpg[/img]
does it need to be a screnshot of my game?

chairactors
You
you are a boy finding crystal to save the world from the evil penis monsters

scrotum
the main bad guy rapping the kids for money


feetures
text
some pictures
1 maps for fighting

story
im working on the story but its about a kid saving the world from penis monsters

demo
http://rapidshare.com/files/135433059/c ... t.exe.html

 

[AfterDark]

That was a must-download :O
It was amazing and it touched my heart. You should download too.
11/10 <33333333333

 

[mawk]

Erm... Joke games themselves are getting kind of tired, and this doesn't sound like anything special. Really, I think that if people put all the effort they did complaining about games into making their own fantastic we might be standing at the cusp of a new golden age of gaming.

 

[Despain]

hee hee

"cusp"

 

[Kylebot2000]

evil penis monsters

Fucking disgraceful. You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

 

[Skyla Doragono]

Someone can't take a joke.

 

[Venetia]

actually this was sort of fun

 

[Doctor]

Sad thing is, my first rm2k game actually was called "Crystal Quest"... and dealt with crystals.  Thank God my dad carelessly wiped the hard drive clean, huh?

Who got the highest score? 34 here!

 

[Necrile]

I got 28 tops :> And yeah, to all dumbfucks who don't understand me, this game, or this forum: This is a joke. If you don't want a joke game from me, go play Flower :D
Edit: 48 wins the game. Also, if you didn't know, every fire set is one point.

 

[Despain]

you need screenshots

 

[dadevvtsvre]

i got a score of 3

add my name to the highscores plz

 

[Necrile]

i got a score of 3

add my name to the highscores plz

I can't tell if you are going along with the joke, or being serious.
Either way, I added highscores.

 

[Luminier]

you need screenshots

 

[Venetia]

i got 12

 

[Necrile]

Updated. And with a screenshot! Woo!

 

[dadevvtsvre]

im being srs!!! y don u believe me  :pissed:

 

[Rare]

only despain can pull off a fake project thread and make it funny

nice try though :D


btw can I be a mapper?

 

[Necrile]

only despain can pull off a fake project thread and make it funny

nice try though :D


btw can I be a mapper?

Bullocks, I say! Bullocks!

 

[MukanshinBlack]

I got a 50 high scoore ples.

EDIT" WTF?? THE GAME GAVE ME THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH??? XDXDXDXD

EDIT2: 50 points

EDIT32 http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/274 ... be.jpg?v=0[/img]

 

[Necrile]

You're hardcore, bro.