Ever found events so strange that there must be something going on?
I just went to Morrisons to buy some food. I decided to buy shit from the store instead of the restaurant.
I bought two scones, with jam and clotted cream; a tub of cottage cheese and pineapple; and a pack of nachos.
I then went to buy a drink and was going to buy cheapo cola, but then spotted "Doctor Pop". I bought it, despite it being 30p more than the cheapo cola.
At the cash tills, it came to exactly £3.33. This would not have been the case had I bought cola.
Then, while pouring it into an Oasis bottle (I broke all my glasses), it went all over me.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
I just went to Morrisons to buy some food. I decided to buy shit from the store instead of the restaurant.
I bought two scones, with jam and clotted cream; a tub of cottage cheese and pineapple; and a pack of nachos.
I then went to buy a drink and was going to buy cheapo cola, but then spotted "Doctor Pop". I bought it, despite it being 30p more than the cheapo cola.
At the cash tills, it came to exactly £3.33. This would not have been the case had I bought cola.
Then, while pouring it into an Oasis bottle (I broke all my glasses), it went all over me.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT