Apocalypse December 21st, 2012

[Bridgeman]

So, I'm sure most of you heard about the great scary apocalypse that's supposed to turn the world into a desolace, December 21st, 2012. Apparently thousands of people take it seriously and thousands of people don't. Why do they think an apocalypse will come? Well, according to an ancient Maya calendar, it will happen. The Maya calendar ends on December 21st 2012 and many of the things it predicted have come true already.

Find out more:

http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=5301284
http://www.december212012.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012

What do you think? Do you fear that the world is going to end? Personally I don't wanna believe it simply because I don't want the world to end in 4 years. If it's going to happen, it will suck. I'm just not fussing over it 'cause it's not worth it. If the world ends in 4 years then nobody will live. But some people take it real seriously.

What about you?

 

[Ellie]

Pick any date in history and at least one person will have predicted the world will end on that date; be it an ancient mayan calendar, or the raving prophecies of a pub drunk.

Quite frankly, if the world is going to end, who cares? Not like we can do anything about it and not like it would really affect anything. (If there's no world then there's nothing after to worry about)

 

[@#$%^&]

i'll be 21 so i will kill myself of alcohol poisoning on december 20th

no really though i'll wake up on december 22nd and laugh at everyone i see on the streets for believing in such tomfoolery!!

 

[Luminier]

guess we'll have to move Christmas up a few days then, eh?

 

[Dargor]

Quite frankly, if the world is going to end, who cares? Not like we can do anything about it and not like it would really affect anything. (If there's no world then there's nothing after to worry about)

Yeah. Man, I don't believe in this kind of shit, but if it had to happen, it'd be Sex Drug n Rock'n Roll everywhere in the world.

Hey, only 1 week before the impact, let's have some fun guys!

 

[@#$%^&]

Hey, only 1 week before the impact, let's have some fun guys!

you mean, four years and one week.

 

[dadevvtsvre]

ugh don't get me started on this 2012 business

and they're making a movie out of it too. a movie.

everytime I hear someoine genuinely believing the world will end in 2012 i want too run their head into a cheese grater.

 

[Cheeze]

Wasn't the world suppose to end in year 2000 aswell? << Y2K anyone?...Yeah...I doubt it is going to end.

Meh..Here goes a small talk with religion and Presidents

But it might be seriously fucked up. I'm not racist but this Barack Obama shit is going to be bad, 2012 is when the second year he is going to be the year when he is able to be re-elected for his second term. The Bible said that the Anti-christ will try and make world peace (Hrm..isnt Obama going to attempt this?) I'm not saying I completely Believe he is the anti-christ, But the dude's middle name is Osama or some shit like that. Barack Osama Obama? I say he is going to get the Abi-dabis and try to help them out and fuck us over in the proccess ._.;

 

[mawk]

cheeze get the fuck out of my subforum

I am SO FUCKING TIRED of this sensationalist obama-is-evil bullshit and I thought it would end with the election

OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST JESUS WHAT ARE YOU KIDS LEARNING FROM YOUR PARENTS

oh no his middle name is "hussein" everyone named hussein is evil help

actually learn about the topic before you make big scary posts about it

ps "abi-dabis" are you some kind of redneck kid idgi

 

[dadevvtsvre]

Cheeze whyyyyy

 

[Luminier]

cheeze go away im going to ban you

 

[Anonymous]

abi-dabis

 

[Perihelion]

Dec 21? Fuck, that's right after finals. Couldn't the world end before finals?

Also, Cheeze, if you're trolling, gj because that was pretty funny. :3

 

[So fist]

I ain't no racist but I take offense to that their man's dadgum race, I tell you what.  That there's a peace-nikking sandnigger and i do believe he might be the anticrist.
[me=Mega Lenin]adjusts belt-buckle[/me]

 

[So fist]

gitordone

 

[Doctor]

Wasn't the world suppose to end in year 2000 aswell? << Y2K anyone?...Yeah...I doubt it is going to end.

Meh..Here goes a small talk with religion and Presidents

But it might be seriously fucked up. I'm not racist but this Barack Obama shit is going to be bad, 2012 is when the second year he is going to be the year when he is able to be re-elected for his second term. The Bible said that the Anti-christ will try and make world peace (Hrm..isnt Obama going to attempt this?) I'm not saying I completely Believe he is the anti-christ, But the dude's middle name is Osama or some shit like that. Barack Osama Obama? I say he is going to get the Abi-dabis and try to help them out and fuck us over in the proccess ._.;

Wait, the anti-christ is supposed to usher in world peace? And that's supposed to be evil?

I can just imagine the scene:

[Dark Lord Satan] MWA HA HA! I'm so evil! I'm bad! Baddidy bad baddie bad! My son shall... usher in world peace? wait, that's not right...

Alright, so the mayan caldendar ends on december 21 2012. The mayans may have been really good at predicting the phases of the moon and other astronomy-related crap... however, if history has thought us one thing, it's that when it came to actually predicting the future, they sucked balls.

[Mayan person]: Hey, grand priest, we just saw some pale men arriving from the ocean, should we attack them?

[Mayan priest]: Nah, they look nice, let's go greet them.

 

[Glitchfinder]

[Mayan person]: Hey, grand priest, we just saw some pale men arriving from the ocean, should we attack them?

[Mayan priest]: Nah, they look nice, let's go greet them.

Actually, the second line was more like this:

[Mayan priest]: Nah, they look kinda like our gods, lets offer them some gold.

Shortly foollowed by:

[Mayans in general]: Aagh! They're killing us all! Who's idea was it to give them gold!?

Anyway, anyone who predicts the end of the world is just being stupid. Unless they have some real evidence (read: ateroid headed for us, proof the magnetic field is about to shut down, proof that the sun is going out, or that our solar system is headed into a cosmic dust field), they really shouldn't even bother.  Oh, and the cosmic dust field thing is actually going to happen, just not until a little farther into the future than humans have existed on the earth.

 

[jadecavy]

No, this is all wrong. According to the X-Files, this is the day when one species of aliens will attack. Mulder believed this, but the cancer man said that that was just because the Mayan calendar ends there, however Mulder was right numerous times. I believe that Chris Carter knows the truth and wished to warn us without posting a nation-wide announcment. X-files never lies.

Smoking Man: "It leaves me to tell you what Mulder's afraid to, Agent Scully."
Mulder: "Come on, let's go."
Smoking Man: "It's a scary story. You want to come sit on my lap?"
Scully: "You don't scare me."
Smoking Man: "My story's scared every president since Truman in '47."
Mulder: "You don't have to hear this."
Scully: "No, I want to hear it, Mulder."
Smoking Man: "Ten centuries ago the Mayans were so afraid that their calendar stopped on the exact date that my story begins. December 22, the year 2012. The date of the final alien invasion. Mulder can confirm the date. He saw it at Mount Weather... where our own 'Secret Government' will be hiding when it all comes down."
Mulder: "Yeah, you smile... feeling drunk with power. The power to do nothing."
Smoking Man: "My power comes from telling you. Seeing your powerlessness hearing it. They wanted to kill you, Fox. I protected you all these years... waiting for this moment... to see you broken. Afraid. Now you can die."

 

[Anonymous]

god this thread

for once someone who isn't staff makes a decent topic and you all shit on it i don't get it

 

[Incognitus]

Wasn't the world suppose to end in year 2000 aswell? << Y2K anyone?...Yeah...I doubt it is going to end.

Meh..Here goes a small talk with religion and Presidents

But it might be seriously fucked up. I'm not racist but this Barack Obama shit is going to be bad, 2012 is when the second year he is going to be the year when he is able to be re-elected for his second term. The Bible said that the Anti-christ will try and make world peace (Hrm..isnt Obama going to attempt this?) I'm not saying I completely Believe he is the anti-christ, But the dude's middle name is Osama or some shit like that. Barack Osama Obama? I say he is going to get the Abi-dabis and try to help them out and fuck us over in the proccess ._.;

Please tell me this was satire. ._.

Is this an implicit acknowledgement that Bush and McCain are both more interested in world war?