Abominations! Share your worst!

[BizarreMonkey]

Just a fun little thread, have you ever done art or something creative which you look back on with either disgust or horror?

Well I mean I'd wanna think so! We're humans, we do stupid shit all the time! This is a good way to laugh of your old bad self and appreciate how you've grown, isn't that awesome!? Yes, I think it's a great idea, too!

Since some of you are probably shy, I'll start, since I'm pretty sure I'm the absolute worst for old timey drawings that are just...
Terrifying

jesus christ...

I got more, but I think it's your guys turn now!

 

[Hybrida]

........................

When I was 13:

^^^^^^^^ Oblivion Force. Something about hunting robotic infiltrator units.

 

[coyotecraft]

[There was porn here]
Edit: Part of me wants everyone to see it. But another part is screaming "take it down!"

 

[coyotecraft]

Edit: you know, I've redrawn stuff just to see how I've improved. But I've gotten to the point where I can't really say it's an improvement, I just spent more time on it.

 

[coyotecraft]

here we go. 2005. Junior in High School, using a scanner and image software for the first time.

 

[coyotecraft]

Oh no! The time machine is stuck in reverse.

I used to save images in .bmp format

Halp. What year is this? Why did I even keep this stuff?

 

[Hybrida]

[There was porn here]
Edit: Part of me wants everyone to see it. But another part is screaming "take it down!"

Too late, I already observed it. Guess what? I don't care. Come on now. This is the place for abominations or just crazy stuff. Whatever. You like what you like ( or don't like ).

"People might imply things about you. Uh oh, they may bring up this post if you get famous. Trolls gonna troll you. Reputation ruined." --The logic matrix of the human brain--

I understand your cautious actions. Some people don't care, and some people do.

Spoiler: How I feel about it. NSFW information about me. CAUTION.

I don't give a shit what unknown people on the internet thinks of me :box:

If I still had it, I'll post the comic with me getting ass fucked by a dickgirl. The one where she cums in my ass so much, my mouth floods with hot sperm... I dunno why I draw stuff like that, I'm not even gay (aka no attraction to males). *Shrugs* On paper I do alot of things I wouldn't do: Kill children, destroy the earth, rape, etc. I would never do such things in real life. I feel sad stepping on ants... I cried when a slug died. XD.

However, I'm perfectly okay displaying strange stuff to strangers. If my friends see it, so what. They already know anyway. They also introduced me to something called 'pegging' and my wife enjoys doing it. LOL.

 

[Hybrida]

Anyway, here's an baddie from 9 years ago. I just don't like it much. It's a Hybrid named Zyla.
I was experimenting with Photoshop at the time.

Omg. Epic fail. What was I thinking? It's pretty old.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

Wow jesus christ, this was an unexpected threadsplosion.

Here's some old old pen drawings back when I was terrible at traditional draw.

Thankfully I was also very self-aware.

omg just... just fucking kill me now

 

[coyotecraft]

I dunno if this is healthy. Like picking at a scab or something. It's going to leave emotional scars if you keep going back to it.
Maybe it's better to forget the past and not dwell on it.

 

[Hybrida]

LMAO.
It's okay. We all started off shitty..... It won't give me PTSD. If it's too much for ya, just look at us.Kinda funny to look at terrible stuff we created. :tongue:

(Let's say my cartoon gets really famous, a shitty original prototype picture would be worth a lot... I think of it like that.)

 

[coyotecraft]

 

[BizarreMonkey]

I dunno if this is healthy. Like picking at a scab or something. It's going to leave emotional scars if you keep going back to it.
Maybe it's better to forget the past and not dwell on it.

I think it is, because past me is an idiot, current me is not, and future me is like, unfathomably awesome.

So letting past me eat shit is therapeutic because I ain't him anymore.

And current me will be past me to future me, but that's future me's problem.

hahaha

ahahahahaha

hehe

pffffffbbbAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Hybrida]

This was an old quick sketch of a Hybrid named Amoray ('A Mor Ray'). She's part human part Moray eel. She even has a Xenomorph's secondary mouth inside her mouth... O_O

I can't draw symmetrically without Photoshop or MS paint. I absolutely hate presenting just pencil work.

 

[BizarreMonkey]

SO I FOUND MY TRUEST OF ABOMINATIONS, when I was making thread I though of it but couldn't find it, but now... I have it!

Behold ye my soul-sundering work, and despair.

ow this hurts my eyes to even look at

so delectably hideous

 

[coyotecraft]

 

[BizarreMonkey]

This was the best thread idea I think I've ever had.

@coyote
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!! :O

Me attempting to draw a face when I'm half asleep...

not a pretty sight.

This one isn't too bad, but it's animation is abhorrent, behold the tool of cool.

Rolly in a blue convertible.

ahahaha oh Ms Pacman how I miss you, my friend AngryPacman, he's Australian like me, and when he had Ms Pacman I just couldn't resist drawing this.

What have I just done, my sweetest friends?

Everyone I know, goes so cray.

In the end.

And you could have it all.

My empire... of derp!

I will let you drown.

I will make you hurt.

:]

 

[StrawberrySmiles]

Does this count?

Spoiler

 

[bacon]

Those are both pretty good strawberry, I'd have to say no

 

[Hybrida]

Hell no. That's not an abomination by a long shot.
Errors so minor they're overlooked by an incredibly cute face.