5-consonant-swap

[aphadeon]

Yes, i find these forum games quite delightful, and wish to begin one of my own.

A sentence, which I will open with, you can change (including add or remove) up to 5 consonants (as in, not vowels) per turn.

To make things interesting, a loophole: if you use all 5 changes to add or remove (not mix and match, as in, add five letters, or remove five letters) you may change one vowel.

Punctuation is free.

Our starting sentence:

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

A first set of changes, for demonstration:
The dark brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
(changed quic, removed k)

Go!

 

[Glitchfinder]

The dark brown fox jumped over the fat dog.

l -> f
z -> t
y -> (removed)

 

[aphadeon]

The dark brown box bucked over the fat fog.

 

[Necrile]

The pork grown box fucked over the fat hog.

 

[aphadeon]

t,h,p,b,g removed - E changed to A
A ork grown ox fucked over the fat ho.