Hello! This is Tales of the Drunken Paladin, a fantasy-comedy RPG about a universally disliked hero who very suddenly loses absolutely everything--including his identity--and must go on a quest to find out who's responsible. If I'm being 100% honest, it's also largely a game about interacting with thousands of inanimate objects. Literally, I don't think any other game in the history of video games has written interactions for so many inanimate objects.

It started on RPG Maker 2000, moved to XP, then to VX. It has been more than ten years in development and gone through multiple releases and expansions. Now, as of April 2017, it has reached its final and greatest iteration in the form of Version 3. One full playthrough is between 40-60 hours. Once you've beaten the game, hard mode is unlocked.


Version 3 features massive dialogue overhauls, combat rebalances, system improvements and many hours of new content. It also features swear words, so player discretion is advised. As always, the game is free.